2022/23 Sean Dyche

[maccavennie]

It would be peak Everton. Cant get Bielsa? We’ll go for the complete opposite immediately rather than looking for other options similar to our initial target. Moshiri with 6000 missed calls from Kevin Thelwell who’s trying to do his job but being ignored.

I don’t dislike Dyche as a man or manager, but I don’t see it working out.

That's the thing, there's simply ONCE AGAIN no clear plan. How can you go from Bielsa to Dyche.

If you go for Dyche, Allardyce, Pulis and Moyes, you'd say fair enough they're looking at managers who play percentage football.

I don't actually mind Dyche as long as he's managing someone miles away from Everton but ffs his record is absolutely abysmal.

If he comes, I'll back him as much as I can but ffs my genuine love for this club is currently right at breaking point. I'm sick of it with every fibre of my heart and soul atm

 

[lesbattersby]

How do you go from Bielsa to Dyche. This is why we are in the mess we are. Pick a style and stick to it for god sake.

 

[bernie inn]

So what happens when he turns us down? Like what appears to be happening with the rest of the front runners? We cant employ people if they dont want to come, TBH as a professional if i was offered a job in a business which is in as bad a state as what EFC appears to be, i think i'd probably stay put.

 

[john jako]

We don’t have any attackers as good as those two. Which is absolutely disgraceful when you think about it.

Brutal isn’t it. Hardest job in footy this.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Sean Dyche does his weekly food & clothing shopping at his local abattoir. Drip tray black puddings are his favourite.

 

[Kev The Rat]

So what happens when he turns us down?

Party time I would imagine

 

[Milkman]

Knowing our board's commercial acumen, they probably only want him for his marketability in the far east

 

[Moomin]

Just the worst possible appointment

Allardyce is streets ahead of this man. I’d happily give him a 2 year contract or whatever he wants as we’d be in with a fighting chance of survival

To go from Benitez to Lampard to Dyche is just sickening

He is a massive Chiefs fan as well.

Has been on a few NFL podcasts.

 

[Bungle]

I bet his bollocks stink of wotsits

 

[trueblue84]

4 year contract?

That can’t be right, surely?

Top 5 paid managers on Europe as well. Unbelievable stuff!

 

[COYBL25]

I was looking forward to the Stories of Bielsa walking from his bedsit in Speke to Finch Farm everyday and then shoping in Morrisons in his club trackie.

Offering to take the trolleys back for the old dears and then robbing the pound coins out of them.

 

[Pat Butcher]

He will work with what he's got, will get us defensively solid, worked with afew lads before

This isn't the dream manager but it's a solid choice

 

[ProZ]

Dyce doesn't drink fresh coffee, he makes his cup from the drip tray.

 

[Goat]

442 then.

Which areas need improvement?

You are not allowed to say all.

Pickford
Patterson - Keane - Tarks - Myko
Gray - Onana - Gana - McNeil
Dom - Maupay​

 

[ToffeeTim]

I'll support him if he comes in