2022/23 Sean Dyche

[Connor]

His style is boring and all that, but know for a fact if he's in for the Arsenal game, first longball won by the strikers with a big header will have the crowd bouncing

Goodison loves that. Can all say we don't, but we do

 

[gonetomorrow]

So what happens when he turns us down?

Leighton Baines?

 

[ETID]

Definitely the sort of fella that farts on public transport

And in a lift and owns it

 

[Cool_Blue]

His style is boring and all that, but know for a fact if he's in for the Arsenal game, first longball won by the strikers with a big header will have the crowd bouncing

Goodison loves that

Michael Keane up front?

 

[Lob]

Did Burnley have half their team missing last season or did I imagine that?

No idea mate but for curiosity i went back the season before (20/21) and it isn't that much more inspiring either. Lost twice as many as won, conceded almost twice as much as scored and just about scraped not being relegated across a full 38 games.

 

[Muggins]

If Dyche had any self respect, he would turn us down, and carry being happy with the money he has and stuff.

 

[Moomin]

Offering to take the trolleys back for the old dears and then robbing the pound coins out of them.

He is a man of integrity, none of that from El Loco.

I read at Leeds he kicked off at the owners as they never signed upto the Governments cycle to work scheme.

This is the lunacy we needed here.

 

[Connor]

Michael Keane up front?

Lampard was on to something with that

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

That's the thing, there's simply ONCE AGAIN no clear plan. How can you go from Bielsa to Dyche.

If you go for Dyche, Allardyce, Pulis and Moyes, you'd say fair enough they're looking at managers who play percentage football.

I don't actually mind Dyche as long as he's managing someone miles away from Everton but ffs his record is absolutely abysmal.

If he comes, I'll back him as much as I can but ffs my genuine love for this club is currently right at breaking point. I'm sick of it with every fibre of my heart and soul atm

I’m right with you mate. I have little patience for incompetence in my day to day life so supporting Everton is a nightmare. Carragher is spot on when he says we’re the worst run club in the league. It’s difficult watching something you love be run into the ground by buffoons.

 

[Simon Buttle]

442 then.

Which areas need improvement?

You are not allowed to say all.

Pickford
Patterson - Keane - Tarks - Myko
Gray - Onana - Gana - McNeil
Dom - Maupay​

Fullbacks and Wingers.

 

[ProZ]

I'll support him if he comes in

Very charitable of you mate that is

 

[Taifi gorm]

Michael Keane up front?

Well he terrifies defences

 

[Lanolin]

Club is linked with bielsa: Get him in, we’re going down anyway and he’s virtually guaranteed to go undefeated in the championship

Club is linked with dyche (promoted in 2 of the 3 seasons he’s managed in the championship): This is a disaster, we’ll end up in the conference

 

[maccavennie]

I bet his bollocks stink of wotsits

lol lol lol

 

[Wat Tyler]

He ended the scums 64 unbeaten home record with Wood and Barnes up top.

I expect 6 points in the next two games.

He will be in for Barnes on deadline day, watch