Bristol Blue
Player Valuation: £15m
I can’t stand to watch his press conferences, he’s alway late and when he finally arrives spends most of it picking food of his teeth with his tongue and wiping his mouth with his hand.
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Did you enjoy it James?I hope my life never gets so bad that a football manager giving generic answers in a press conference triggers me.
Love the sound of his own gravelly, nails on a chalkboard voice these days doesn’t he?
I’m certain nobody thought he was the messiah 15 games ago, but crack on Seany, you keep telling yourself that.
I think his underlying kopiteness is coming out more and more these days (thinks he’s much better than he actually is), there’s no affinity for the fans or our thoughts and feelings, it’s just a job to him. He’s morphing into Benitez before my eyes.
For all his faults, Lampard felt something here and was invested and present - this fella looks like he’s carrying out a prostate exam.
I'd get that, had he actually succeeded in anything. He relegated Burnley, got fired, now he's doing at least 1 of those things with us - where's the success there, career wise?Honestly mate it's quite staggering to see considering what we experienced when he was really on it.
He always had a touch of arrogance but was far more humble in the past. He's let his success go to his head, massively.
And “noise” and “moments of truth”You missed off "Change the story".
He probably sleeps with his championship promotion trophy at night the utter pompous archaic relic of footballI'd get that, had he actually succeeded in anything. He relegated Burnley, got fired, now he's doing at least 1 of those things with us - where's the success there, career wise?
I didn't watch it Geoff why would I? I just find it dead weird that people know exactly how the press conference will go but then watch it anyway and get dead annoyed that it went exactly like they thought it would I don't really understand what the point in that is. Football managers tend to be a bit thick they don't want to be in these things anyway they get asked loads of boring questions and they give generic answers who cares. If we lose on sunday we should sack him he couldn't really argue if he'd already been sacked in some ways but I could not care less how many times he says back on the grass or mentions how many games he's managed and I have no idea why anybody would.Did you enjoy it James?
Did it inspire you for our battles ahead?
I'd get that, had he actually succeeded in anything. He relegated Burnley, got fired, now he's doing at least 1 of those things with us - where's the success there, career wise?
well, yeah. It's probably worth millions to him.so if he’s been sacked already/gone in may
is he guna be assed to keep us up?
He has a very high opinion of himself, also he loves having little digs at the fanbase. I've got 0 connection towards him as a manager, truly believe he's made 0 effort to even try and win over the fans, just loves chatting to boost his ego, he's a bit of a gobshite tbh.
His style of football is on the brink of extinction he never evolved because he's an obstinate smug creature of habit , yeah you can't play like kompany with the squad currently at Burnley but on the other extreme you can't play ultra defensive football the entire time and hope you catch teams on set pieces you need a balance and he showed a brief glimpse of him being more fluid with his football which was somewhat successful than reverted back to what he is and knows , it's been calamitous since then2 promotions, 7 seasons of PL footy, European birth, 2 top 10 finishes with Burnley, developing a few players to be England Internationals is a massive success for a club of our size/expenditure in todays game mate.
It's not what you guys may deem as successful but it is for Burnley FC in the 21st Century. For contrast, look at how VK has done in his first season in the PL comparatively (with much more money being chucked at it).
That's why, may I add, laugh at some of the names that Everton fans come up with that they may want to replace Dyche - some that can't even crack a playoff birth in the Champ, let alone win a division.
Fair point, but was the ceiling then not the same thing he created and got sacked from? Also England internationals other than Pope probably have a total of 10 appearances between them - Tarks and Keano have 1 or 2 each, etc.?2 promotions, 7 seasons of PL footy, European birth, 2 top 10 finishes with Burnley, developing a few players to be England Internationals is a massive success for a club of our size/expenditure in todays game mate.
It's not what you guys may deem as successful but it is for Burnley FC in the 21st Century. For contrast, look at how VK has done in his first season in the PL comparatively (with much more money being chucked at it).
That's why, may I add, laugh at some of the names that Everton fans come up with that they may want to replace Dyche - some that can't even crack a playoff birth in the Champ, let alone win a division.