OK let’s get to it.
Post Chelsea and before some of you posting, or avoiding, here wanted Dyche gone.
I want this to be a lesson to you so I push the issue as I have to be sure you learn from it. YOU, and your pissy manchild NSNO delusion, have hamstrung Everton for years now. You cry whenever there’s crisis to demand managers sacked and some Carlos Coach-a-ball to come in and play idealistic football that would get Everton relegated.
YOU are the problem. Sean Dyche isn’t playing enough triangle football for you but has just scored nine points and three clean sheets in a week to secure Everton’s future with three games to spare. This is against a backdrop of an eight point deduction, no money to spend and an ownership crisis going on around him.
YOU know who YOU are. YOU best come in here this evening and apologise or I’ll vault every single last one of YOU slugs until you delete your accounts and leave Everton well alone. You thick, entitled, manchild ferrets. You know nothing about football.
Tick tock. #ThankYouGaffer