Same bunch of loser players who've stank the place out for every manager yet every metric has us going in the right direction on the pitch.
Who'd you get in charge to play beautiful, fluid football when Patterson can't play a 5-yard pass to the man in front or Gana gives it away cheaply under no pressure? Who'd you get in charge when the club can't rub two pennies together and is selling every player they can without reinvesting in the squad? Lampard stunk the gaff out worse and longer before anyone turned all because he's got a bit of prestige to his name.
We're among the worst fans in the country. Fans are chomping at the bit to turn on another manager despite the owner and board killing the club in front of our eyes.
United fans every week protest their owners despite the money they spend, ours put their tails between their legs because 'Chairman Bill' told them to.
Arsed to play beautiful - I want us to win.
Patterson can't play a forward pass because we play no right winger, he did that fine last year interestingly enough.
Gana's given it away easily when asked to do anything more than a defensive mid, which for us he doesn't do.
Onana can't be a jack of all trades because he just can't, he's not that type of player, yet Dyche uses him like that.
Fans are chomping at the bits because he's a defensive manager who can't set us up to defend and let all his defenders go, we're playing crap (result wise, style wise of course we are, it's Sean "4-4-facking-2" Dyche but it'd be okay if we got results), the guy's ingame management is abysmal, he obviously can't set up the team to play as a team other than "lump it to the big guy" and depend on a moment of magic, and he insists to play favourites until it's way too late.
All of the above? Manager's decisions. Nothing to do with who is on the board. It could be Jesus of Nazareth as owner and Sean Dyche will still be a dinosaur. A proper Kenwright hire, in that way, so yeah we are in this situation because he hired him but the buck stops there with fat Bill.
Pile on the apologies though, it's the players, the DoF, the academy, the stadium, the pitch, lack of luck, tea lady, Dom's clothing, the ghost of Tom Davies' skateboard, "Villa are in Europe so it's okay it could've been a basketball score", "Wolves are obviously better than us", "we shouldn't expect anything from Fulham at home", and last but not least, the chairman of course. Everything but the manager and his mistakes.