Because there’s a segment of this forum that absolutely hate Everton and go to bed in Brighton bed sheets after they’ve kissed their Allison poster. They were probably gutted when dinosaur Dyche put on a masterclass and battered Brighton all over their own gaffe to keep us up.
Misunderstood Dychey is 19th with 1 point from 4 games and crap overrated stinky Brighton are 6th with 9 from 4 and have just dismantled Newcastle. Sorry for presenting you with more facts though, I know you’re against this.