Charlie Sweet
Player Valuation: £35m
Inappropriate Behaviour
Dyche is like the Honda Jazz of football. Cheap and reliable but, apart from @MikeH72 's fat ankled wife, not something anyone dreams of.
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Dyche is like the Honda Jazz of football. Cheap and reliable but, apart from @MikeH72 's fat ankled wife, not something anyone dreams of.
Quite possibly the greatest thing I have read in the main Everton forum.
You are deranged.
Your description suggest he's the greatest thing since sliced bread, but the same sentence starts with:
"he's been out of the game for a while."
If he's such hot stuff, why is that? Surely clubs are well aware of his managerial skillet? You also completely ignore the fact that he was sacked from his last job as a manager in the mighty Cypriot league after a few short months.
He seems to more interested in getting blind drunk and argumentative these days. He's not, in any shape or form a "Purring Ferrari."
AndyC
Player Valuation: £70m
Totally uncalled for personal abuse
Seek help.
Gene Parmesan
Player Valuation: £500k
There have been many terrible posters over the years, Damon, Dithering Dougie, butters, me but you’re right up there with the worst.
I now think I have more people on ignore then I have off it.
I have an extremely low tolerance level for wums , overly negative and utter bells .
I have an extremely low tolerance level for wums , overly negative and utter bells .
gorgeousgeorgeEFC
Player Valuation: £25m
As everyone probably agrees: Dyche has worked wonders, especially given our lack of money and our lack of attacking options after the sales of Gordon and Richarlison.
If he can keep us up after this 10 points deduction he will be revered in Everton folklore for generations.
If he can keep us up after this 10 points deduction he will be revered in Everton folklore for generations.
Dude is going to rescue this club. Just like Moyes did.
I obviously don't like losing, but the last 2 games we've had some really good spells, the players are playing for him and for each other and there's a clear plan of action.
It's the first time in a long time where I've not been concerned after back to back defeats. That can obviously change very quickly if we went on a losing streak where confidence is affected.
But I really think it's only a matter of "when" we win our next game, instead of "if". There was a really good spell against City where Beto had Akanji pinned, Ake was getting torn a new one by Harrison and Garner, Gomes and and Mcneil were pressing really high and forcing City to have to play their very best football to get out of it.
Lots of positives and on another day, we walk away with 4 points from Spurs and City instead of 0.
He's got us on the right path, just need a positive performance and result tomorrow to get us back up and running again.
It's the first time in a long time where I've not been concerned after back to back defeats. That can obviously change very quickly if we went on a losing streak where confidence is affected.
But I really think it's only a matter of "when" we win our next game, instead of "if". There was a really good spell against City where Beto had Akanji pinned, Ake was getting torn a new one by Harrison and Garner, Gomes and and Mcneil were pressing really high and forcing City to have to play their very best football to get out of it.
Lots of positives and on another day, we walk away with 4 points from Spurs and City instead of 0.
He's got us on the right path, just need a positive performance and result tomorrow to get us back up and running again.
Is this dithering dougie me or is there someone eles on here called dougie?
JobForTheMoyes
Player Valuation: £40m
Dyche is like the Telly Savalas of football. Bald, sexy, an unconventional leading man.
“Who loves ya baby?!”
“Who loves ya baby?!”
Difficult to keep up with the conversation where a ton of posts are replying to a blocked poster. It’s like a game of Cluedo.
i am not a fan of Dyche but to be fair to him he has us playing with passion, desire and no fear
i am not a fan of Dyche but to be fair to him he has us playing with passion, desire and no fear
Marius57
Player Valuation: £60m
It’s getting ridiculous. And most of them are in the Patterson and Dele threads.
NilSatisOptimum
Player Valuation: £70m
Worked wonders, not for me. Just a reflection on how poor previous management have been. What has gone before has woefully underperformed.
I think wonders is slightly over the top
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