I think he fits the criteria for my personal nemesis, I can't escape the ginger menace he torments me weekly at my abode and in the community with agony inducing footy footage the u.s military could effectively use to interrogate detainees at guatinmo bay that I don't think would be covered under the Geneva convention, he never alters anything except his excuses, his football has made me nod off more than a character from transpotting and his dumb memes saturate the internet amd he makes me remember that michael keane is still somehow considered a professional footballer so yeah he's my personal adversary which elicits at least one hostile tangent dedicated to his crap football and flem soaked fingers , buy some losages you make 5 million pounds a year