2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

[Lob]

Some have objectified Dyche as a their own personal nemesis and I find that quite intriguing.

And some just think that he is crap.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

Lads there’s also therapy and Valium available.

Your impassioned and increasingly belligerent defence of our current manager intrigues me .
Is it that the lad who drinks with Sean and found him to be a ‘decent bloke’ you referenced earlier, is none other than your good self perhaps?
Fair does if so , drinking buddies should be defended if only to prevent having to imbibe your pint alone , staring blankly at the TV screen or the one-armed bandit .

 

[Delargeinho]

Who starts up front is irellevant when they are isolated for the majority of games, game in game out.

That is a structure set up issue rather than individual player ability.

The isolation itself is a big issue, that's on tactics no doubt. Generally, the question for me is where starts the player quality issue and where is the coaching issue, and it's on both aspects in my opinion. More possible to get out of the attack undoubtedly, more to be expected with almost 2 years, 2 full pre seasons, but I think we need move away from Doucoure, DCL, Harrison certainly and to get those Kudus type of troublemakers.

And we will have the chance to change that in summer latest, to restart with a manager and players.

Because as a defender it's a joy to play against such players that can't pass the ball, can't put laces into the legs etc. We haven't won a single pen this season for a reason for example. The difference for example when Ndiaye goes into a 1vs1 to Doucoure or Harrison is massive.

 

[Lob]

Mum (still in hospital) told me yesterday that Dyche came in to see her. She had been on steroids previously and was hallucinating badly. I asked what did you say to him Mum and she said i told him to Koff.

Even my mum doesn't like him and she hates football.

 

[chicoazul]

And some just think that he is crap.

Mr Lob you always debate well sir.

 

[chicoazul]

Your impassioned and increasingly belligerent defence of our current manager intrigues me .
Is it that the lad who drinks with Sean and found him to be a ‘decent bloke’ you referenced earlier, is none other than your good self perhaps?
Fair does if so , drinking buddies should be defended if only to prevent having to imbibe your pint alone , staring blankly at the TV screen or the one-armed bandit .

As if I’ve got mates or indeed other humans who are fond of me, you horror.

 

[Lob]

Mr Lob you always debate well sir.

Apologies mate.

 

[ForeverEverton]

The isolation itself is a big issue, that's on tactics no doubt. Generally, the question for me is where starts the player quality issue and where is the coaching issue, and it's on both aspects in my opinion. More possible to get out of the attack undoubtedly, more to be expected with almost 2 years, 2 full pre seasons, but I think we need move away from Doucoure, DCL, Harrison certainly and to get those Kudus type of troublemakers.

And we will have the chance to change that in summer latest, to restart with a manager and players.

Because as a defender it's a joy to play against such players that can't pass the ball, can't put laces into the legs etc. We haven't won a single pen this season for a reason for example. The difference for example when Ndiaye goes into a 1vs1 to Doucoure or Harrison is massive.

Agree with all of that but I wonder if we see a different Jack Harrison, like the one that done so well at Leeds, if he was higher up the pitch and not made in to a secondary full back in this Dyche system which is in essence a back 4 with 2 wingbacks.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Think the only strikee that could be successful in this Dyche set up is the original Ronaldo

Dyche would have Messi on the bench week in week out preferring to play Harrison.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

As if I’ve got mates or indeed other humans who are fond of me, you horror.

Makes it more important to keep hold of your new drinking buddy then
Hope Sean buys his share of rounds and doesn’t monopolise the jukebox too much .

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

I think he'll see this season out and go in the summer. Regardless of what we think of him and his rotten style of play, he's done what he was brought in to do, keep us up and he'll do it again this season.

 

[MikeH72]

Morning mike. You are a golfer?

Had a good round last season. He's playing to his handicap this season but I recon he showing sign of doing better moving forward. This season, he is also playing with a driver and a seven iron that are refusing to commit to the bag next season. His putter he got off his nan and is 100 years old. A lot of his other clubs are things he bought from a second-hand shop just so he has enough clubs to play with.

If he got a brand new set of clubs in January, he might be expected to play better.

So the entire premise of this analogy is that the squad has been weakened by 9 points? I don’t agree.

 

[Marius57]

I've requoted the bit you ignored, accidentally I assume as you are a self-proclaimed excellent reader, as you seemed to forget to answer it in your fury.

It’s like being at primary school when 5 year old and got told they had the reading ability of a 9 year old and they had to go round telling everyone

 

[Curtis]

 

[Curtis]

Some have objectified Dyche as a their own personal nemesis and I find that quite intriguing.

I think he fits the criteria for my personal nemesis, I can't escape the ginger menace he torments me weekly at my abode and in the community with agony inducing footy footage the u.s military could effectively use to interrogate detainees at guatinmo bay that I don't think would be covered under the Geneva convention, he never alters anything except his excuses, his football has made me nod off more than a character from transpotting and his dumb memes saturate the internet amd he makes me remember that michael keane is still somehow considered a professional footballer so yeah he's my personal adversary which elicits at least one hostile tangent dedicated to his crap football and flem soaked fingers , buy some losages you make 5 million pounds a year also as an everton supporter in the u.s anytime it's mentioned who I support a 5 minute obligatory and tedious conversation ensues about sean dyche, he's adversely affected my life