Seriously need help here.

[EFC Si]

Have sex with her corpse whilst it's still warm.

interesting

 

[Degs62]

This is sound advice.

Seriously you need to be thinking of yourself here.

Not sure how you decapitate the head, decapitation is the act of removing the whole head from the body otherwise I'm pretty sure we're talking about a simple scalping. I'm easy either way.

 

[EFC Si]

I'm still waiting on the conclusion!

Bail's not gone through yet

 

[Deco]

Well lads. That was an eventful night.

 

[Degs62]

Well lads. That was an eventful night.

You got bail, awesome, welcome back.

 

[FTY]

Well lads. That was an eventful night.

HERO x

 

[EFCNIK]

So wtf happened?

 

[steken1]

So wtf happened?

This!!!

 

[Moomin]

Well lads. That was an eventful night.

Have you washed yourself in bleach??

Clean under your fingernails again, burn the nailbrush mate.

 

[StracsEyebrows]

Don't forget to burn the clothes you was wearing last night.

 

[EFCNIK]

Don't forget to pick the dried semen off the carpet. That's the first thing they are going to look for.

'Someone ejaculated here last night.'

 

[dholliday]

this is the worst thread since that nutter did the weird coincidence one

 

[canuckblue]

Just how hard were you wiping your dick on the curtains, anyway?

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Was she tidy....are you seeing her again....do you live in a squat

 

[chicoazul]

You've been had mate, she was doing a Tommy Cooper impression.