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Just read a retweet from Luke Garbutt which seems a bit disrespectful. This is problem here, it's clear the players aren't playing for the manager. What we need is for Martinez to show his authority by bringing Luke out before the West Ham game for warm up and then drag him by his fancy hair to the centre circle before lowering his slacks and SODOMISING Luke in front of a baying Goodison and then dropping him for Oviedo for the game itself.
Luke will then learn from this lesson and eventually play well, gaining six assists before the season is through.
What was the retweet .@Everton defender @luke_garbutt says crisis talk is premature - http://www.sportal.com.au/football/english-football/garbutt-crisis-talk-premature/bfr0pfem8v2f1s568ad802leh… #BPL #EFC #NEWEVE??