Silly Season January 2014

[Hellerad]

He's had an offers from Lord Reginald Moneybottoms, Sheikh Oil bin Flowin Al Nite, and Vincent Tan.

 

[griffla]

I predict a takeover rumour, sometime around 12.43pm tomorrow, should take us over the line nicely.

Dunno about you but if Rocky made another home game appearance I'd be fine with everything.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

I heard Bill's been in touch with

- Sheikh Duz Un Texist

- Sheikh Fulov Shi'ite

and

- Sheikh Hanzof Mi Pley Sett

in recent years.

 

[davek]

I'm that desperate for some transfer cash I'd gladly take being called Everton Cowboys and have the badge a yellow rose of Texas.

 

[Ryan Baker]

You're being generous mate.

Can't see us having paid 8m on loan fees for Barry and Lukaku and Deulofeu.

And Kone wasn't 5m if you believe those ITK.

Plus you're forgetting Kone/Robles money must surely have come from the failed transfer of Leroy Fer the board wanted us all to forget about.

So take your 9m, and add on about another 10m, and you're probably then closer to the mark.

It's disgusting.

How much did they say he cost then? less?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

How much did they say he cost then? less?

Little bit.

I reckon we paid no more than 17m for him and McCarthy (scandalous if we did mind!)

 

[Brownie]

Don't worry lads

 

[Librarian]

We'll fend off some supposed interest in Barkley and everyone will pull their guts out through their urethra in frantic relief

 

[griffla]

We'll fend off some supposed interest in Barkley and everyone will pull their guts out through their urethra in frantic relief

We'll sell him to Monaco but it's OK, we've negotiated to loan him back till the end of the season.
Its actually great news as the money will go toward our summer transfer 'warchest'

 

[Moomin]

Apparently linked to a Tunisian striker who plays in France for Marseille. Has a scoring record to compete with Jozy Altidore, 1 in 20.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

Apparently linked to a Tunisian striker who plays in France for Marseille. Has a scoring record to compete with Jozy Altidore, 1 in 20.

on loan

 

[toffeejack]

Apparently linked to a Tunisian striker who plays in France for Marseille. Has a scoring record to compete with Jozy Altidore, 1 in 20.

Kenza Jonez?

 

[bainesontoast]

Apparently linked to a Tunisian striker who plays in France for Marseille. Has a scoring record to compete with Jozy Altidore, 1 in 20.

Some things worth highlighting:

- Of those 20 games he's only started 2.
- He's played 483 minutes in the league overall, which makes his ratio a more respectable, if not ideal, 1 in 5.
- HOWEVER, last season he scored 13 in 2,003 minutes for Evian, which is 22 games essentially, giving him a ratio of a goal every 1.69 games.

Disclaimer: stats do not take into added time.

 

[Moomin]

on loan

Another deal on the cheap. While our rivals Liverpool are about to spend just shy of 20 million on a winger. Even Fulham are splashing the cash to sign a Striker.

 

[toffeejack]

Another deal on the cheap. While our rivals Liverpool are about to spend just shy of 20 million on a winger. Even Fulham are splashing the cash to sign a Striker.

did you get this rumour from that god awful transfermarket.com?