Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
Tottenham Bottlespurs FC! 


Embarrassing to watch last night.



Embarrassing to watch last night.
We'd be laughing our heads off if we had Jane and people were trying to give us grief and pearl clutching.I could find loads of incidents exactly the same by other players if I could be bothered. But I can't.
Kane score goals
Slag him off for being a one season wonder
Kane scores goals
Slag him off for being a flat track bully
Kane scores goals
Slag him off for talking funny
Kane scores goals
Slag him off for 'backing in'
Can you see the pattern?
Mourinho lost the plot about 6 years ago, when they go through a rocky spell it’ll all fall apart just like it has for him at his last 3 clubs. Bale will play 15 games scoring 3 goals.
If Spurs had beaten them they'd have been 10 points off City by Saturday. That would have been near enough job done.They were never out the title race and as I said the other day you would be a fool to write them off! They’ve been a very good side for the past 2-3 years, that doesn’t just go in 6-7 games. They will still finish in the top 2
Imagine having Kane (I know he went off) Son and Bale and barely being able to threaten a makeshift defence and making a cripple look like Baresi for a half. Mourinho is a joke. Levy got starry eyes at the thought of Mourinho and made a poor decision. Probably thought he was guaranteed at least a League Cup as Mourinho normally wins at least a pot. They will struggle for top 6. Which is good for us. No way they make the top 4. You can always tell how a Mourinho team is performing by the state of him. he looked like a bad scruff last night. Look at him when he isn't in a job and in the studio, slick, suave and smiling. Give him a team and he looks like he has a diet of Tennents Super and Pot Noodles. Bottlers. Media crowing 'champions are back" Burnley would have beat them last night.
Yeah true. I know he's got the medals etc but he's kind of wasted his talent. Could have gone down as one of the best of his era but his name won't be on anyones lips in 10/20 years time unless you're Welsh. He should have left Real a couple of years ago and gone to Utd or someone. Loves his golf too much. I doubt he's that bothered though.Bale barely resembles a footballer these days, absolutely shocking. I wouldn’t take him ahead of Iwobi right now.
Yeah true. I know he's got the medals etc but he's kind of wasted his talent. Could have gone down as one of the best of his era but his name won't be on anyones lips in 10/20 years time unless you're Welsh. He should have left Real a couple of years ago and gone to Utd or someone. Loves his golf too much. I doubt he's that bothered though.
Came on and scored two goals (one a worldie) to win a European Cup for Real and the fans still can't stand him. Says it all.He was superb in his prime don’t get me wrong, but that was at least 4 years ago and the decline in his game has been absolutely rapid due to injuries and hardly playing any football even when fit.
Wonder how long Kane is out for...
Matip done his ligaments and Kane to miss our cup tie.
That Chelsea game on 5th Feb will be interesting...
Matips sounds serious. The fact they are now looking to get someone in tells you that. I think Matips done really. Apparently only completed 1 back to back 90 inthe league in 3-4 years, and that was with a 2 week break. I'll say it till I'm blue in the face, they've rushed him back and you just get other problems. I'd be surprised if he plays this season, and it will only be Klopps stupidity that means he might.
As for Kane, I dobt Mourinho comes on TV and overplays the injury to spark a crisis of confidence from fans and team. Apparently he's been invovled in 70% of their goals. Thats enormous. The fact he's done both ankles too, means he may be in a wheelchair for a period. Again it only takes one to be a bit more serious and wham, it's a 3 month job in all likelihood. Like with Matip complicating factor is, he's becoming increasingly injury prone now is Kane. His lack of mobility really shows.
Looking at Kane he looks to have had 4 ankle injuries (and 5 ligament injuries) i the last 4 years. Ranging from 21 days to 50 days out (so three to 7 weeks). Given it's a recurrence, that there is now a fair bit of weakness in there, and that there is 2 at once, cautiously you have to be looking at the longer time frame. Then he has to get match fit on top of that. I think they'll be doing very well to get him back before April. Means he makes the final 8-9 games of the season.
As for Matip, I've just seen Liverpool have him under contract for another 3.5 years. Thats hilarious.