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  • Screw John Craven this is the dogs

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China's curious cult of the mango
  • 11 February 2016 BBC

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Fifty years ago, China was plunged into the most chaotic and traumatic decade of its recent history - the Cultural Revolution. During this period, the nation was gripped by a peculiar hysteria: a mania for mangoes. Benjamin Ramm discovers how the fruit became an object of deep veneration, and a vehicle for the promotion of the cult of Chairman Mao.

In 1966 Mao had called on the student Red Guards to rebel against "reactionary" authorities. His aim was to reshape society by purging it of bourgeois elements and traditional ways of thinking. But by the summer of 1968 the country had become engulfed in fighting, as Red Guard factions competed for power.

To quell the forces that he had unleashed, Mao sent 30,000 workers to Qinghua University in Beijing, armed only with their talisman, the Little Red Book. The students attacked them with spears and sulphuric acid, killing five and injuring more than 700, before finally surrendering. Mao thanked the workers with a gift of approximately 40 mangoes, which he had been given the previous day by Pakistan's foreign minister.

They had a huge impact.

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Image caption A 1969 propaganda poster showing Mao and detail of a worker with a plate of mangoes
"No-one in northern China at that point knew what mangoes were. So the workers stayed up all night looking at them, smelling them, caressing them, wondering what this magical fruit was," says art historian Freda Murck, who has chronicled this story in detail.


"At the same time, they had received a 'high directive' from Chairman Mao - saying that henceforth, 'The Working Class Must Exercise Leadership In Everything'. It was very exciting to be given this kind of recognition."

This power shift - from the zealous students to the workers and peasants - offered respite from the anarchy.

"Some people in Beijing told me that they perceived that Mao had finally intervened in the chaotic random violence, and that the mangoes symbolised the end of the Cultural Revolution," Murck says.
 
'Come at me bro': Roger the musclebound kangaroo is back - and it looks like he’s been hitting the weights
  • Roger the kangaroo has made a triumphant return to social media
  • The red kangaroo posed for a flex - biceps bulging and veins popping out
  • He weighs 89 kilograms and stands over 2 metres tall, well above average
  • Roger lives at The Kangaroo Sanctuary in Alice Springs, Northern Territory
PUBLISHED: 11:51, 6 February 2016 | UPDATED: 15:40, 6 February 2016

Roger the kangaroo is back - and it looks like he's been working hard in the gym.
The musclebound red kangaroo saddled up for a photo with a fearsome flex, trademark biceps bulging and veins popping out of his immensely sculpted forearms.
He's come a long way since being picked up as a tiny orphaned joey sitting on the side of the road beside his dead mother back in 2006.
Now Roger entertains the masses who come to visit him at The Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs in the Northern Territory.

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Roger the Kangaroo made a triumphant return to social media on Friday, posing for a menacing photo​

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The red kangaroo made headlines last year when he was photographed crushing a metal bucket with his paws​

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He has earned a reputation as one of the fiercest kangaroos alive - weighing a whopping 89 kilograms​

Roger's latest pose - bent over on his stocky hind legs and lips locked in a fierce grimace - was uploaded across the sanctuary's social media accounts on Friday.
'After a summer break we reopened this week for our guided sunset tours. Here is Roger enjoying the attention of our visitors!,' the caption read.
Weighing in at a mammoth 89 kilograms and standing 2.007 metres from tip to tail, Roger rises a head above the rest of his mob whom he fiercely protects.
Roger made headlines last year when photos emerged of him eyeballing a camera while he crushed a metal bucket with his bare paws.

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Sanctuary manager Chris 'Brolga' Barnes says Roger is a master of kickboxing and is trained in hand-to-hand combat

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Poser: Roger loves to prop up his huge chest and flex his biceps for the camera​

Since then, sanctuary manager Chris 'Brolga' Barnes has relished in the marsupial's newfound fame, uploading photos to show the sanctuary's near-300,000 followers more of Roger's personality.
In one shot Roger has his body propped upright as he rests his front legs on a boxing bag.
Another image reveals Roger propping his chest forward as he reaches upwards to nibble on the leaves of an overhead tree.
While Roger puts on a tough front, he's really a bit of a softy.
He's often pictured hugging tightly on his two favourite play-toys, a soft Easter bunny and Santa.
In June of last year, Brolga told Daily Mail Australia that Roger was trained in hand-to-hand combat and could disembowel his opponent with a well-placed kick.
'His daily exercise regime is sparring [kickboxing] his rivals and chasing his human 'Mum', me,' Brolga told Daily Mail Australia.
'He also loves crushing metal buckets.
'Don't mess with a "Big Red" [red kangaroo], they'll disembowel you... or worse.'


@Baines' left foot ?
 
Woman 'Mistakes Expanding Builder's Foam For Hair Mousse'
The Huffington Post UK | By Sara C Nelson
Posted: 30/09/2015 10:18 BST Updated: 30/09/2015 10:59 BST

If you’ve ever accidentally reached for your shaving foam when you were groping around for your toothpaste, spare a thought for this lady.
The woman in this image supposedly mistook some expanding builder’s foam for hair mousse – apparently resulting in a rock hard helmet of cavity filler and a very sheepish visit to hospital.

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A bad hair day to end all bad hair days

The image is said to have been taken in an A&E department in Eastern Europe, but with such minimal information available the usual caveats apply: Why is it all over one shoulder? And why does she appear to have accessorized it with dead leaves?

Frankly, we may never know.
I was messing around on site one day with a can of this and it went in one of the lad's hair. He had to shave it off. That stuff sets like concrete.
 
'Resting bitch face' is real, scientists say




Updated 1326 GMT (2126 HKT) February 11 2016 CNN






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  • Scientist breaks down 'Resting Bitch Face'

  • There's science behind "resting bitch face," according to a new research
  • A face-reading software can detect people's underlying emotions

(CNN)Good news, everyone! You can now wear your mildly discontented face with some validation.

The phenomenon known as "resting bitch face" is real, according to scientists. Better yet, there's research available that could explain why some people are "throwing shade."

In a study conducted in October 2015, scientists Abbe Macbeth and Jason Rogers from Noldus Information Technology, a company that develops software for observational and behavioral research, used the company's FaceReader software to analyze the faces of celebrities like Kanye West, Kristen Stewart, Anna Kendrick and Queen Elizabeth II, notable public figures who have been known to occasionally wear a less-than-pleased expression.

"We were looking to see if anything popped out," Macbeth said. "Our software is objective. It's not prone to human subjectivity like we are."

What they discovered was that celebrities who had bored or annoyed looks were showing underlying levels of emotions that are not seen in people who don't have RBF.

Reading your face


Here's how the software works: Scientists pick a neutral-looking image of a person — one in which they aren't smiling — and run it through the FaceReader software. The software then registers the face and gives a percentage of underlying emotions it's picking up.

On an average reading, the software will register a face at 97% neutral. But there's about 3% of an underlying expression, Macbeth explained. That 3% is made of emotions that show traces of sadness, happiness or anger, for example.

"We see that people who have this RBF expression [have] double the amount of emotionality expressed," she said. Those afflicted with RBF may show a jump of trace emotions as high as 6% and most of the emotion expressed is of contempt: the feeling that something is worthless or deserving scorn.

Subtle facial expressions like a slightly pulled-back lip or squinting eyes are read as contempt, Macbeth said.

Celebrities with neutral faces are people like Jennifer Aniston and Blake Lively, Macbeth said. Although their faces are neutral, according to the software, people will register Aniston and Lively's faces as happy faces.
 

'I was abducted by aliens':' Retired carpenter says he was taken by extraterrestrials after going for Christmas drinks
  • 18:27, 10 FEB 2016
  • BY ALAN JACQUES
Gerry Battles, 61, from Pallaskenry, Co Limerick, claims he was abducted by aliens after going for two festive drinks with a friend in Ireland
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Extraterrestrial encounter: Gerry Battles, 61, claims he was abducted by aliens​
A retired carpenter claims he was abducted by aliens while walking home from Christmas drinks.
Gerry Battles, 61, said he was taken by the extraterrestrials after going for two festive drinks with a friend in Pallaskenry in County Limerick, Ireland.
He said he was subsequently paralysed, faced by a 'cone-headed' alien and warned that the world will end in 850 years' time, the Irish Mirror reports.
He was also apparently transported to the North Pole in the blink of an eye.
Gerry claimed his encounter with the aliens occurred on December 26, 2001, as he walked home from The Seven Sisters Pub in Kildimo.
"I was only minutes away from my house. It was a clear, dry night," he said.
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Shocked: Gerry says he was taken by the extraterrestrials after going for Christmas drinks with a friend​

"You could have read a book with the light off the night sky, but I wasn’t drawn by the light of the stars or the moon but by a bright, surgical, white light coming from the other end of the boreen."
After being drawn by the white light, Gerry remembers finding himself aboard a spacecraft with about 40 others — all in a subdued state, standing motionless like statues.
He told The Limerick Post: "They were all male, of different age groups, all standing shoulder to shoulder like mannequins.
"I remember one man next to me wearing a Columbo-style coat and hat. We were all in a state of paralysis, I could only move my eyes, so I couldn’t see much.
"The next thing I remember floating into another bigger chamber with a 360 degree viewing deck. It was then I saw the extraterrestrial.
"I couldn’t tell how big he was or even if he had arms or legs, all I remember is his big cone head and his beautiful, ginormous eyes.
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Supernatural: The retired carpenter said one of the aliens had a 'big cone head' and 'beautiful, ginormous eyes' (file picture)​
"They were jet black, almost like mirrors.
"He spoke to me through telepathy and said: "you are not terrified like the others".
"No, I am not. Should I be?" Gerry asked.
The alien then quizzed the Limerick grandfather about what he would like to see.
"The North Pole", came his instant reply.
In the blink of an eye, they were transported to the North Pole, which Gerry says was "like driving through a snowstorm at 500 miles an hour."
He admits that anyone he has revealed this fantastical story to thinks he is mad and laughs when asked if he has any history of mental illness.
"No, not at all,” he replies.
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Fast travel: Gerry says he was transported to the North Pole in the blink of an eye​
He said those who don't believe his tale are "naive and have small imaginations" before revealing the alien warned him that mankind will go the same way as the dinosaurs when a giant asteroid smashes into earth.
Gerry says the alien told him mankind has come a long way but its time is running out.
"In 850 years from now, a giant asteroid the size of Munster is going to obliterate your planet. The asteroid will approach your planet from the 35th Quadrant," the alien said.
"We are four million light years more advanced than you are. We have been observing you for Millennia. In all that time you have only excelled at two things — global warfare and lying to your own species."
"You must use the force. Be one with the force. Harness the force," the alien advised.
Gerry said the alien also warned us not to trust governments or the banks as they have been 'lying to us since day one'.
He has no recollection of how long the abduction lasted and had no memory of it afterwards until the coat he was wearing that night turned on the roof of the Regional Hospital.
He said: "I have no idea how it got there. It was only after having the coat returned to me that the events of December 26, 2001, started to come back to me."
Gerry is hopeful his story will reach the world’s scientific community and said: "The truth is definitely out there."
 
'I was abducted by aliens':' Retired carpenter says he was taken by extraterrestrials after going for Christmas drinks
  • 18:27, 10 FEB 2016
  • BY ALAN JACQUES
Gerry Battles, 61, from Pallaskenry, Co Limerick, claims he was abducted by aliens after going for two festive drinks with a friend in Ireland
Gerry-Battles.jpg

Extraterrestrial encounter: Gerry Battles, 61, claims he was abducted by aliens​
A retired carpenter claims he was abducted by aliens while walking home from Christmas drinks.
Gerry Battles, 61, said he was taken by the extraterrestrials after going for two festive drinks with a friend in Pallaskenry in County Limerick, Ireland.
He said he was subsequently paralysed, faced by a 'cone-headed' alien and warned that the world will end in 850 years' time, the Irish Mirror reports.
He was also apparently transported to the North Pole in the blink of an eye.
Gerry claimed his encounter with the aliens occurred on December 26, 2001, as he walked home from The Seven Sisters Pub in Kildimo.
"I was only minutes away from my house. It was a clear, dry night," he said.
Gerry-Battles.jpg

Shocked: Gerry says he was taken by the extraterrestrials after going for Christmas drinks with a friend​

"You could have read a book with the light off the night sky, but I wasn’t drawn by the light of the stars or the moon but by a bright, surgical, white light coming from the other end of the boreen."
After being drawn by the white light, Gerry remembers finding himself aboard a spacecraft with about 40 others — all in a subdued state, standing motionless like statues.
He told The Limerick Post: "They were all male, of different age groups, all standing shoulder to shoulder like mannequins.
"I remember one man next to me wearing a Columbo-style coat and hat. We were all in a state of paralysis, I could only move my eyes, so I couldn’t see much.
"The next thing I remember floating into another bigger chamber with a 360 degree viewing deck. It was then I saw the extraterrestrial.
"I couldn’t tell how big he was or even if he had arms or legs, all I remember is his big cone head and his beautiful, ginormous eyes.
Alien.jpg

Supernatural: The retired carpenter said one of the aliens had a 'big cone head' and 'beautiful, ginormous eyes' (file picture)​
"They were jet black, almost like mirrors.
"He spoke to me through telepathy and said: "you are not terrified like the others".
"No, I am not. Should I be?" Gerry asked.
The alien then quizzed the Limerick grandfather about what he would like to see.
"The North Pole", came his instant reply.
In the blink of an eye, they were transported to the North Pole, which Gerry says was "like driving through a snowstorm at 500 miles an hour."
He admits that anyone he has revealed this fantastical story to thinks he is mad and laughs when asked if he has any history of mental illness.
"No, not at all,” he replies.
Gerry-Battles.jpg

Fast travel: Gerry says he was transported to the North Pole in the blink of an eye​
He said those who don't believe his tale are "naive and have small imaginations" before revealing the alien warned him that mankind will go the same way as the dinosaurs when a giant asteroid smashes into earth.
Gerry says the alien told him mankind has come a long way but its time is running out.
"In 850 years from now, a giant asteroid the size of Munster is going to obliterate your planet. The asteroid will approach your planet from the 35th Quadrant," the alien said.
"We are four million light years more advanced than you are. We have been observing you for Millennia. In all that time you have only excelled at two things — global warfare and lying to your own species."
"You must use the force. Be one with the force. Harness the force," the alien advised.
Gerry said the alien also warned us not to trust governments or the banks as they have been 'lying to us since day one'.
He has no recollection of how long the abduction lasted and had no memory of it afterwards until the coat he was wearing that night turned on the roof of the Regional Hospital.
He said: "I have no idea how it got there. It was only after having the coat returned to me that the events of December 26, 2001, started to come back to me."
Gerry is hopeful his story will reach the world’s scientific community and said: "The truth is definitely out there."

So that's what happened to Jimmy Sommerville !
 

China's curious cult of the mango
  • 11 February 2016 BBC

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Fifty years ago, China was plunged into the most chaotic and traumatic decade of its recent history - the Cultural Revolution. During this period, the nation was gripped by a peculiar hysteria: a mania for mangoes. Benjamin Ramm discovers how the fruit became an object of deep veneration, and a vehicle for the promotion of the cult of Chairman Mao.

In 1966 Mao had called on the student Red Guards to rebel against "reactionary" authorities. His aim was to reshape society by purging it of bourgeois elements and traditional ways of thinking. But by the summer of 1968 the country had become engulfed in fighting, as Red Guard factions competed for power.

To quell the forces that he had unleashed, Mao sent 30,000 workers to Qinghua University in Beijing, armed only with their talisman, the Little Red Book. The students attacked them with spears and sulphuric acid, killing five and injuring more than 700, before finally surrendering. Mao thanked the workers with a gift of approximately 40 mangoes, which he had been given the previous day by Pakistan's foreign minister.

They had a huge impact.

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Image caption A 1969 propaganda poster showing Mao and detail of a worker with a plate of mangoes
"No-one in northern China at that point knew what mangoes were. So the workers stayed up all night looking at them, smelling them, caressing them, wondering what this magical fruit was," says art historian Freda Murck, who has chronicled this story in detail.


"At the same time, they had received a 'high directive' from Chairman Mao - saying that henceforth, 'The Working Class Must Exercise Leadership In Everything'. It was very exciting to be given this kind of recognition."

This power shift - from the zealous students to the workers and peasants - offered respite from the anarchy.

"Some people in Beijing told me that they perceived that Mao had finally intervened in the chaotic random violence, and that the mangoes symbolised the end of the Cultural Revolution," Murck says.
Programme about Mao's mangoes on R4 this morning, 11.00 a.m.
 
Programme about Mao's mangoes on R4 this morning, 11.00 a.m.
Heard on that on QI the other day (Interestingly enough lol ) - really odd thing like, he just didn't know what to do with the thing he was gifted, so he gifted it on to the common folk essentially, and they kind of worshipped it for a while!

Also the mango is the most confusing of fruit - man go where? *



*This is why I don't post at night
 
Heard on that on QI the other day (Interestingly enough lol ) - really odd thing like, he just didn't know what to do with the thing he was gifted, so he gifted it on to the common folk essentially, and they kind of worshipped it for a while!

Also the mango is the most confusing of fruit - man go where? *



*This is why I don't post at night
See my mango thread, halcyon days.
 
http://www.wbbjtv.com/2016/02/12/police-man-urinated-in-store-while-stuffing-trout-in-pants/

Police: Man urinated in store while stuffing trout in pants

February 12, 2016

by Associated Press

CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. (AP) – Police say a man who was caught urinating in a Clarksville Wal-Mart, while trying to stuff a package of trout in his trousers, told an officer he wasn’t concerned about being charged because the offenses were only misdemeanors.

The Leaf-Chronicle reports 56-year-old David Wylie was charged Wednesday with shoplifting, vandalism, indecent exposure and public intoxication.

Police records indicate a Wal-Mart clerk told an officer Wylie was seen urinating on the sales floor near the alcohol while trying to put the package of trout in his pants, and he tried to leave the store without paying.

A police report shows that Wylie said he’d been drinking alcohol and told the officer he didn’t care about being cited for misdemeanors. It was not immediately clear if Wylie had a lawyer.
 
Meet The Man Who Scares Off Crocodiles: Funny Trick
Published on 07 February 2016
Written by Online Correspondent

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A South African man says he has found a way of scaring crocodiles away – he flashes his naked bum at them.

Million Gume of Limpopo calls it bum swimming.

“I’m the king of the bum swim,” he laughs and demonstrates by diving into the water and sticking his naked bum in the air.

Million told the Daily Sun that he has been swimming in the Luvuvhu River for five years. The rivers in the area are known to have many crocodiles and many locals have lost their lives in the dark water.

“The crocodiles are scared of me! When I jump into the water and realise that the crocodiles want to attack me, I just show them my bum and they move away. I then carry on with my famous bum swim.”

He said people who come to the river enjoy watching him.

George Matiyani, headman of the Mhinga Tribal Authority, said Million must watch out.

“The crocodiles aren’t scared of his bum. They will drag his bum into the deep waters and chew him up,” he said.

Daily Sun

http://www.myzimbabwe.co.zw/blog/5410-meet-the-man-who-scares-off-crocodiles-funny-trick.html
 

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