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carlos21
KING OF REP
Nothing mate,
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Ken Dodd Nagasaki
maybe when you're feeling a bit better then. Got to keep your strength up lad.
carlos21
KING OF REP
I know.maybe when you're feeling a bit better then. Got to keep your strength up lad.
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/02/groom...nson-and-his-mates-go-as-schoolgirls-5683783/
Groom on stag do dresses as Adam Johnson – and his mates go as schoolgirls
Rob Waugh for Metro.co.ukWednesday 2 Mar 2016 5:07 pm
The picture, captioned best stag night everí
A groom on his stag do in Magaluf dressed up as disgraced footballer Adam Johnson – and his fellow stags dressed up as a dozen schoolgirls.
Johnson was convicted this week of one count of sexual activity with a child.
The unknown stag do revellers posted an image on the Facebook group Boro Bible – a group dedicated to Middlesbrough FC, Johnson’s former team.
One of the group is show wearing a Sunderland shirt bearing Johnson’s name and number, accompanied by 13 men dressed as schoolgirls.
The 28-year-old Sunderland winger admitted kissing and touching the teenager on January 30 last year, when his daughter was three weeks old.
Sunderland ripped up his £50,000-a-week contract following his guilty plea on Wednesday and adidas scrapped a £10,000-a-year boot deal.
Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/02/groom...ates-go-as-schoolgirls-5683783/#ixzz41q6QbmMD
Groom on stag do dresses as Adam Johnson – and his mates go as schoolgirls
Rob Waugh for Metro.co.ukWednesday 2 Mar 2016 5:07 pm
The picture, captioned best stag night everí
A groom on his stag do in Magaluf dressed up as disgraced footballer Adam Johnson – and his fellow stags dressed up as a dozen schoolgirls.
Johnson was convicted this week of one count of sexual activity with a child.
The unknown stag do revellers posted an image on the Facebook group Boro Bible – a group dedicated to Middlesbrough FC, Johnson’s former team.
One of the group is show wearing a Sunderland shirt bearing Johnson’s name and number, accompanied by 13 men dressed as schoolgirls.
The 28-year-old Sunderland winger admitted kissing and touching the teenager on January 30 last year, when his daughter was three weeks old.
Sunderland ripped up his £50,000-a-week contract following his guilty plea on Wednesday and adidas scrapped a £10,000-a-year boot deal.
Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/02/groom...ates-go-as-schoolgirls-5683783/#ixzz41q6QbmMD
Did they all give him a blowie then, for effect like?http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/02/groom...nson-and-his-mates-go-as-schoolgirls-5683783/
Groom on stag do dresses as Adam Johnson – and his mates go as schoolgirls
Rob Waugh for Metro.co.ukWednesday 2 Mar 2016 5:07 pm
The picture, captioned best stag night everí
A groom on his stag do in Magaluf dressed up as disgraced footballer Adam Johnson – and his fellow stags dressed up as a dozen schoolgirls.
Johnson was convicted this week of one count of sexual activity with a child.
The unknown stag do revellers posted an image on the Facebook group Boro Bible – a group dedicated to Middlesbrough FC, Johnson’s former team.
One of the group is show wearing a Sunderland shirt bearing Johnson’s name and number, accompanied by 13 men dressed as schoolgirls.
The 28-year-old Sunderland winger admitted kissing and touching the teenager on January 30 last year, when his daughter was three weeks old.
Sunderland ripped up his £50,000-a-week contract following his guilty plea on Wednesday and adidas scrapped a £10,000-a-year boot deal.
Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/02/groom...ates-go-as-schoolgirls-5683783/#ixzz41q6QbmMD
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
Almost certainly.
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
Former SAS trooper plans to sail 3,000 miles across the Atlantic in a 65-ft home made steel whale-shaped boat called Moby
A former SAS trooper plans to sail 3,000 miles across the Atlantic in a 65-foot home-made whale-shaped boat called Moby.
Tom McClean, 73, has spent £100,000 building the 62-tonne vessel on the shore of Loch Nevis near Lochaber in the Scottish Highlands.
Mr McClean launched the project 20 years ago, and has oversaw every part of the building of the boat.
Former SAS trooper Tom McClean, who has spent £100,000 building a 65-foot whale shaped boat called Moby
Mr McClean has built the vessel on the shores of Lochaber in the Scottish Highlands and plans to sail it across the Atlantic
But despite the construction, Moby has not moved in three years and the only jaunts before that were short journeys off the west coast of Scotland.
However, now, Mr McClean is gearing up for the adventure of a lifetime, and is preparing his boat for the 3,000 mile crossing of the North Atlantic.
He said: 'It's unlike anything I've ever done before and it has been a long time coming.
'Arriving to a huge crowd will be an unbelievable swan-song and my crowning achievement.'
Mr McClean - who also runs a successful outward bound centre - plans to refit the boat with new electric motors to replace the reliable but noisy and smelly diesel ones.
He also wants to completely redo the interior, which has a bridge, lounge and bunks for a crew of 10.
Mr McClean launched the project 20 years ago, and has oversaw every part of the building of the 62-tonne boat
Moby has not moved in three years and the only jaunts before that were short journeys off the west coast of Scotland
He's also planning a luxury touch - a bath, complete with gold taps -where the crew will be able to relax after a hard shift.
The pensioner, who already holds several records for solo rowing and yachting voyages across the Atlantic added: 'I've learned to stick at things when other people might give up.
'It makes you feel alive to have a challenge, not just working to pay the bills.'
Mr McClean's ambition is just the latest chapter in his somewhat colourful life.
Abandoned in a grim wartime orphanage aged five, where fights and beatings were a way of life, he learned the stubbornness, self-reliance and unyielding will to survive.
Mr McClean - who also runs a successful outward bound centre - plans to refit the boat with new electric motors to replace the reliable but noisy and smelly diesel ones
The plan for the Moby, which is 65 foot long and is set to be sailed by Mr McLean, a former SAS trooper, across the Atlantic
He joined the Parachute Regiment at 17, which he described as easy compared to the orphanage, and after six years of action in Borneo, Aden and Malaya was one of only three in 105 to pass the gruelling selection course for the elite SAS.
Three years later, aged 26, he set off from Newfoundland in Canada in a small fishing boat trying to become the first person to row solo across the Atlantic.
He explained: 'Every part of my life has prepared me for the next.
'The orphanage toughened me up for the army, and the army toughened me up for the SAS, which taught me how to survive on my adventures.
'It's all about survival, looking after yourself and doing what you need to do.'
He also knows a thing or two about survival, given that he's built his remarkable creation from the remote confines of the Knoydart peninsula, one of the most inaccessible parts of mainland Scotland.
His isolated home - which he built from scratch - is only accessible by boat or a gruelling seven-mile hike.
The kitchen interior of the Moby, which Mr McClean plans to sail across the Atlantic.
He wants to spruce up the inside of the vessel before the journey
Mr McClean said people often ask him for tips for their own solo crossings, and he tells them to sit in a cupboard for three days and then decide if they still want to do it
He shares his hydro-electricity powered beach-side cottage with Jill, with whom he has two sons - James, 35, and Ryan, 33.
She has grown used to his adventurous streak over the years, having waited for him while he became the first man to survive for 40 days alone on Rockall - a remote rocky outcrop in the north Atlantic.
She said: 'With every project I never want him to do it but he always convinces me he will be fine.
'He convinces me that he has planned it well, and then I end up helping. I have complete faith in him.'
Mr McClean said people often ask him for tips for their own solo crossings, and he tells them to sit in a cupboard for three days and then decide if they still want to do it.
The adventurer - who wants to be buried in Moby - added: 'It's all mental. Big guys can do a lot, but if you're dirty, tired, cold and everything is going wrong can you still do it, can you smile under pressure?
'You have to not want the world, not need to call your family or even think about them.
'If they are any good they will still like you when you get back.'
- Tom McClean has spent £100,000 making the vessel shaped like a whale
- 65-foot boat called Moby weighs 62 tonnes and is 20 years in making
- The 73-year-old is working on the interior, giving it more of a luxury feel
- Mr McClean now plans to sail the vessel 3,000 miles across the Atlantic
A former SAS trooper plans to sail 3,000 miles across the Atlantic in a 65-foot home-made whale-shaped boat called Moby.
Tom McClean, 73, has spent £100,000 building the 62-tonne vessel on the shore of Loch Nevis near Lochaber in the Scottish Highlands.
Mr McClean launched the project 20 years ago, and has oversaw every part of the building of the boat.
Former SAS trooper Tom McClean, who has spent £100,000 building a 65-foot whale shaped boat called Moby
Mr McClean has built the vessel on the shores of Lochaber in the Scottish Highlands and plans to sail it across the Atlantic
But despite the construction, Moby has not moved in three years and the only jaunts before that were short journeys off the west coast of Scotland.
However, now, Mr McClean is gearing up for the adventure of a lifetime, and is preparing his boat for the 3,000 mile crossing of the North Atlantic.
He said: 'It's unlike anything I've ever done before and it has been a long time coming.
'Arriving to a huge crowd will be an unbelievable swan-song and my crowning achievement.'
Mr McClean - who also runs a successful outward bound centre - plans to refit the boat with new electric motors to replace the reliable but noisy and smelly diesel ones.
He also wants to completely redo the interior, which has a bridge, lounge and bunks for a crew of 10.
Moby has not moved in three years and the only jaunts before that were short journeys off the west coast of Scotland
He's also planning a luxury touch - a bath, complete with gold taps -where the crew will be able to relax after a hard shift.
The pensioner, who already holds several records for solo rowing and yachting voyages across the Atlantic added: 'I've learned to stick at things when other people might give up.
'It makes you feel alive to have a challenge, not just working to pay the bills.'
Mr McClean's ambition is just the latest chapter in his somewhat colourful life.
Abandoned in a grim wartime orphanage aged five, where fights and beatings were a way of life, he learned the stubbornness, self-reliance and unyielding will to survive.
Mr McClean - who also runs a successful outward bound centre - plans to refit the boat with new electric motors to replace the reliable but noisy and smelly diesel ones
The plan for the Moby, which is 65 foot long and is set to be sailed by Mr McLean, a former SAS trooper, across the Atlantic
He joined the Parachute Regiment at 17, which he described as easy compared to the orphanage, and after six years of action in Borneo, Aden and Malaya was one of only three in 105 to pass the gruelling selection course for the elite SAS.
Three years later, aged 26, he set off from Newfoundland in Canada in a small fishing boat trying to become the first person to row solo across the Atlantic.
He explained: 'Every part of my life has prepared me for the next.
'The orphanage toughened me up for the army, and the army toughened me up for the SAS, which taught me how to survive on my adventures.
'It's all about survival, looking after yourself and doing what you need to do.'
He also knows a thing or two about survival, given that he's built his remarkable creation from the remote confines of the Knoydart peninsula, one of the most inaccessible parts of mainland Scotland.
His isolated home - which he built from scratch - is only accessible by boat or a gruelling seven-mile hike.
The kitchen interior of the Moby, which Mr McClean plans to sail across the Atlantic.
He wants to spruce up the inside of the vessel before the journey
Mr McClean said people often ask him for tips for their own solo crossings, and he tells them to sit in a cupboard for three days and then decide if they still want to do it
He shares his hydro-electricity powered beach-side cottage with Jill, with whom he has two sons - James, 35, and Ryan, 33.
She has grown used to his adventurous streak over the years, having waited for him while he became the first man to survive for 40 days alone on Rockall - a remote rocky outcrop in the north Atlantic.
She said: 'With every project I never want him to do it but he always convinces me he will be fine.
'He convinces me that he has planned it well, and then I end up helping. I have complete faith in him.'
Mr McClean said people often ask him for tips for their own solo crossings, and he tells them to sit in a cupboard for three days and then decide if they still want to do it.
The adventurer - who wants to be buried in Moby - added: 'It's all mental. Big guys can do a lot, but if you're dirty, tired, cold and everything is going wrong can you still do it, can you smile under pressure?
'You have to not want the world, not need to call your family or even think about them.
'If they are any good they will still like you when you get back.'
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Is it going to be painted white ?Former SAS trooper plans to sail 3,000 miles across the Atlantic in a 65-ft home made steel whale-shaped boat called Moby
PUBLISHED: 13:16, 28 February 2016 | UPDATED: 13:32, 28 February 2016
- Tom McClean has spent £100,000 making the vessel shaped like a whale
- 65-foot boat called Moby weighs 62 tonnes and is 20 years in making
- The 73-year-old is working on the interior, giving it more of a luxury feel
- Mr McClean now plans to sail the vessel 3,000 miles across the Atlantic
A former SAS trooper plans to sail 3,000 miles across the Atlantic in a 65-foot home-made whale-shaped boat called Moby.
Tom McClean, 73, has spent £100,000 building the 62-tonne vessel on the shore of Loch Nevis near Lochaber in the Scottish Highlands.
Mr McClean launched the project 20 years ago, and has oversaw every part of the building of the boat.
Former SAS trooper Tom McClean, who has spent £100,000 building a 65-foot whale shaped boat called Moby
Mr McClean has built the vessel on the shores of Lochaber in the Scottish Highlands and plans to sail it across the Atlantic
But despite the construction, Moby has not moved in three years and the only jaunts before that were short journeys off the west coast of Scotland.
However, now, Mr McClean is gearing up for the adventure of a lifetime, and is preparing his boat for the 3,000 mile crossing of the North Atlantic.
He said: 'It's unlike anything I've ever done before and it has been a long time coming.
'Arriving to a huge crowd will be an unbelievable swan-song and my crowning achievement.'
Mr McClean - who also runs a successful outward bound centre - plans to refit the boat with new electric motors to replace the reliable but noisy and smelly diesel ones.
He also wants to completely redo the interior, which has a bridge, lounge and bunks for a crew of 10.
Mr McClean launched the project 20 years ago, and has oversaw every part of the building of the 62-tonne boat
Moby has not moved in three years and the only jaunts before that were short journeys off the west coast of Scotland
He's also planning a luxury touch - a bath, complete with gold taps -where the crew will be able to relax after a hard shift.
The pensioner, who already holds several records for solo rowing and yachting voyages across the Atlantic added: 'I've learned to stick at things when other people might give up.
'It makes you feel alive to have a challenge, not just working to pay the bills.'
Mr McClean's ambition is just the latest chapter in his somewhat colourful life.
Abandoned in a grim wartime orphanage aged five, where fights and beatings were a way of life, he learned the stubbornness, self-reliance and unyielding will to survive.
Mr McClean - who also runs a successful outward bound centre - plans to refit the boat with new electric motors to replace the reliable but noisy and smelly diesel ones
The plan for the Moby, which is 65 foot long and is set to be sailed by Mr McLean, a former SAS trooper, across the Atlantic
He joined the Parachute Regiment at 17, which he described as easy compared to the orphanage, and after six years of action in Borneo, Aden and Malaya was one of only three in 105 to pass the gruelling selection course for the elite SAS.
Three years later, aged 26, he set off from Newfoundland in Canada in a small fishing boat trying to become the first person to row solo across the Atlantic.
He explained: 'Every part of my life has prepared me for the next.
'The orphanage toughened me up for the army, and the army toughened me up for the SAS, which taught me how to survive on my adventures.
'It's all about survival, looking after yourself and doing what you need to do.'
He also knows a thing or two about survival, given that he's built his remarkable creation from the remote confines of the Knoydart peninsula, one of the most inaccessible parts of mainland Scotland.
His isolated home - which he built from scratch - is only accessible by boat or a gruelling seven-mile hike.
The kitchen interior of the Moby, which Mr McClean plans to sail across the Atlantic.
He wants to spruce up the inside of the vessel before the journey
Mr McClean said people often ask him for tips for their own solo crossings, and he tells them to sit in a cupboard for three days and then decide if they still want to do it
He shares his hydro-electricity powered beach-side cottage with Jill, with whom he has two sons - James, 35, and Ryan, 33.
She has grown used to his adventurous streak over the years, having waited for him while he became the first man to survive for 40 days alone on Rockall - a remote rocky outcrop in the north Atlantic.
She said: 'With every project I never want him to do it but he always convinces me he will be fine.
'He convinces me that he has planned it well, and then I end up helping. I have complete faith in him.'
Mr McClean said people often ask him for tips for their own solo crossings, and he tells them to sit in a cupboard for three days and then decide if they still want to do it.
The adventurer - who wants to be buried in Moby - added: 'It's all mental. Big guys can do a lot, but if you're dirty, tired, cold and everything is going wrong can you still do it, can you smile under pressure?
'You have to not want the world, not need to call your family or even think about them.
'If they are any good they will still like you when you get back.'
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
High Elf, High on Acid, Attacks Woman's BMW With a Sword
Portland, Ore. police responded to a 911 call at around 7 a.m. Tuesday morning from a woman who believed her car was under attack by a pirate. But instead of a routine pirate attack—oh, Portland—they discovered an armored man who claimed he was a High Elf.
He was at least half right. Although the man, dressed in chain mail and helmet, and equipped with sword, staff, and shield, wasn't actually an elf, he was definitely high.
Konrad Bass, 30, of Glendale, Ore., told officers he had taken LSD, and also identified himself as a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth." He was cited for criminal mischief and taken to a hospital.
Morgoth, the original dark lord and master of Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings mythology, has at his command various Balrogs, rivers of fire, and, apparently, BMWs (the official car of the Dark Enemy and sponsor of the last battle).
The car survived the encounter, although police say it was left with several puncture marks.
Bass explained, "I wasn't in my right mind. I was still rocking my new pair of elf ears."
He mistook the car for a shapeshifting demon.
"I hopped on her hood and tried to pierce her tires with my master sword. I was trying to prove a point. Don't mess with a dark elf," he said.
Bass is also involved in Live Action Roleplaying (shocking!) and writes fantasy novels under the name Konrad McKane. Last time he dropped acid, he turned into a dragon.
Portland, Ore. police responded to a 911 call at around 7 a.m. Tuesday morning from a woman who believed her car was under attack by a pirate. But instead of a routine pirate attack—oh, Portland—they discovered an armored man who claimed he was a High Elf.
He was at least half right. Although the man, dressed in chain mail and helmet, and equipped with sword, staff, and shield, wasn't actually an elf, he was definitely high.
Konrad Bass, 30, of Glendale, Ore., told officers he had taken LSD, and also identified himself as a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth." He was cited for criminal mischief and taken to a hospital.
Morgoth, the original dark lord and master of Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings mythology, has at his command various Balrogs, rivers of fire, and, apparently, BMWs (the official car of the Dark Enemy and sponsor of the last battle).
The car survived the encounter, although police say it was left with several puncture marks.
Bass explained, "I wasn't in my right mind. I was still rocking my new pair of elf ears."
He mistook the car for a shapeshifting demon.
"I hopped on her hood and tried to pierce her tires with my master sword. I was trying to prove a point. Don't mess with a dark elf," he said.
Bass is also involved in Live Action Roleplaying (shocking!) and writes fantasy novels under the name Konrad McKane. Last time he dropped acid, he turned into a dragon.
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
Moby has a smaller turning circle, probably weighs less these days as well.
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11600150
Gang of goats roaming the streets causing havoc
By Jordan Bond
3:21 PM Friday Mar 4, 2016
The goats hide at night and then congregate to walk through town during the day.
A mob of wild goats is causing chaos in a small South Island town.
A gang of 16 goats is destroying gardens and roaming the streets in Blackball, population 330, 29km northeast of Greymouth.
Grey District Council animal control Murray Malloch said the goats hide at night and then congregate to walk through town during the day.
"They just come through and wreck everyone's garden," Mr Malloch. "They eat it and then move on to another one. Everyone said they're lovely goats though."
He said he's concerned the herd will cause a car crash after a near miss last weekend.
The goats are believed to have been around for a couple of years, but have been breeding and are now causing problems.
Mr Malloch said the goats have two weeks to be claimed before they're "taken care of".
"A local said he'll go get them for meat, but we're not sure if they're someone's pets," he said.
"Either someone has to put their hand up or I'll put it in the hands of a couple of local guys that are shooters. If they come on to their properties they'll eliminate them -- they'll shoot them."
Gang of goats roaming the streets causing havoc
By Jordan Bond
3:21 PM Friday Mar 4, 2016
The goats hide at night and then congregate to walk through town during the day.
A gang of 16 goats is destroying gardens and roaming the streets in Blackball, population 330, 29km northeast of Greymouth.
Grey District Council animal control Murray Malloch said the goats hide at night and then congregate to walk through town during the day.
"They just come through and wreck everyone's garden," Mr Malloch. "They eat it and then move on to another one. Everyone said they're lovely goats though."
He said he's concerned the herd will cause a car crash after a near miss last weekend.
The goats are believed to have been around for a couple of years, but have been breeding and are now causing problems.
Mr Malloch said the goats have two weeks to be claimed before they're "taken care of".
"A local said he'll go get them for meat, but we're not sure if they're someone's pets," he said.
"Either someone has to put their hand up or I'll put it in the hands of a couple of local guys that are shooters. If they come on to their properties they'll eliminate them -- they'll shoot them."
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird...ectrical-light-bulbs-are-proof-of-time-travel
Rare hieroglyphs showing 'Egyptians with electrical light bulbs are proof of time travel'
THIS hieroglyph is proof that the ancient Egyptians were given the power of electricity 4,000 years ago by time travellers, according to an astonishing claim.
By JON AUSTIN
PUBLISHED: 17:22, Fri, Mar 4, 2016 | UPDATED: 17:58, Fri, Mar 4, 2016
Ancient alien theorists believe these were a huge 4,000 year old electrical light bulb
Conspiracists behind a growing theory that our ancient forefathers were guided by time-travelling aliens claim the large elongated objects in the image are enormous light bulbs that were used to light inside the pyramids and other tombs while they were created.
Hot off the heels of an ancient mobile phone, helicopters in hieroglyphs, and ancient Greeks using laptops, comes the most outrageous claim.
It is made in a video by YouTube channel Strange Mysteries and is supported by Ancient Aliens, a sub group of Ufologists who are convinced ancient monuments like the Pyramids and Stonehenge could not have been built without the help and knowledge of galactic time travelling aliens.
In a video devoted to the claim on Strange Mysteries, which is based in the US, the narrator said: "Hieroglyphs depict the ancient Egyptians using electricity with a light bulb.
"But how could electricity have existed over 4,000 years ago?"
The hieroglyphs in question were discovered in the temple of Dendara.
The narrater adds that inside the temple: "Lies some fascinating hieroglyphic pictures on the wall...pictures that uncannily point to the egyptians using electricity.
"The evidence is almost irrefutable."
Or what about a giant marrow ready for a veg grower's competition?
The film puts forward a theory that the pitch black insides of the pyramids and other buildings needed a light source so the artists who created the hieroglyphs could create them.
The narrator says: "Why weren't they just using (flame) torches you ask?
"Many places are way too small and don't even have a place for smoke to escape. Basically, if they used torches they'd very quickly suffocate to death...whatever room they were in would be filled with smoke."
Ancient alien believers say an "absence of soot inside the buildings" is more evidence they were not using fire to see inside.
But it is then that the substantial leap is taken to conclude "well they must have had light bulbs then."
The film uses a case study hieroglyph to try to put up a water tight case.
He concludes the object depicted is a giant light bulb because it is transparent, 3D, has a socket and chord, and is plugged into a battery or generator.
Convinced? A replica of how the light bulb would have looked as been created
He said: "Regardless of which one it is, it becomes quite apparent the Egyptians were creating electricity somehow."
The wider ancient alien theory is of a race of superior time-travelling and benevolent aliens who came to our ancestors to provide technology from the future which let our forefathers build hard-to-explain structures like the Pyramids and Stonehenge.
Need any more convincing?
Well some people who are not buying this for a minute are those behind website Ancient Aliens debunked.
They too have created a video about the theory which came to starkly different conclusions.
The narrator of this video found evidence that there was soot in most tombs, in fact hundreds of years worth in some cases.
They also found evidence of olive oil lamps being used in other hieroglyphs.
So what is the huge marrow shaped object?
Or could it be an early punch bag they are connecting to the ceiling?
Rare hieroglyphs showing 'Egyptians with electrical light bulbs are proof of time travel'
THIS hieroglyph is proof that the ancient Egyptians were given the power of electricity 4,000 years ago by time travellers, according to an astonishing claim.
By JON AUSTIN
PUBLISHED: 17:22, Fri, Mar 4, 2016 | UPDATED: 17:58, Fri, Mar 4, 2016
Ancient alien theorists believe these were a huge 4,000 year old electrical light bulb
Conspiracists behind a growing theory that our ancient forefathers were guided by time-travelling aliens claim the large elongated objects in the image are enormous light bulbs that were used to light inside the pyramids and other tombs while they were created.
Hot off the heels of an ancient mobile phone, helicopters in hieroglyphs, and ancient Greeks using laptops, comes the most outrageous claim.
It is made in a video by YouTube channel Strange Mysteries and is supported by Ancient Aliens, a sub group of Ufologists who are convinced ancient monuments like the Pyramids and Stonehenge could not have been built without the help and knowledge of galactic time travelling aliens.
In a video devoted to the claim on Strange Mysteries, which is based in the US, the narrator said: "Hieroglyphs depict the ancient Egyptians using electricity with a light bulb.
"But how could electricity have existed over 4,000 years ago?"
The hieroglyphs in question were discovered in the temple of Dendara.
The narrater adds that inside the temple: "Lies some fascinating hieroglyphic pictures on the wall...pictures that uncannily point to the egyptians using electricity.
"The evidence is almost irrefutable."
Or what about a giant marrow ready for a veg grower's competition?
The narrator says: "Why weren't they just using (flame) torches you ask?
"Many places are way too small and don't even have a place for smoke to escape. Basically, if they used torches they'd very quickly suffocate to death...whatever room they were in would be filled with smoke."
Ancient alien believers say an "absence of soot inside the buildings" is more evidence they were not using fire to see inside.
But it is then that the substantial leap is taken to conclude "well they must have had light bulbs then."
The film uses a case study hieroglyph to try to put up a water tight case.
He concludes the object depicted is a giant light bulb because it is transparent, 3D, has a socket and chord, and is plugged into a battery or generator.
Convinced? A replica of how the light bulb would have looked as been created
He said: "Regardless of which one it is, it becomes quite apparent the Egyptians were creating electricity somehow."
The wider ancient alien theory is of a race of superior time-travelling and benevolent aliens who came to our ancestors to provide technology from the future which let our forefathers build hard-to-explain structures like the Pyramids and Stonehenge.
Need any more convincing?
Well some people who are not buying this for a minute are those behind website Ancient Aliens debunked.
They too have created a video about the theory which came to starkly different conclusions.
The narrator of this video found evidence that there was soot in most tombs, in fact hundreds of years worth in some cases.
They also found evidence of olive oil lamps being used in other hieroglyphs.
So what is the huge marrow shaped object?
Or could it be an early punch bag they are connecting to the ceiling?
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http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird...ectrical-light-bulbs-are-proof-of-time-travel
Rare hieroglyphs showing 'Egyptians with electrical light bulbs are proof of time travel'
THIS hieroglyph is proof that the ancient Egyptians were given the power of electricity 4,000 years ago by time travellers, according to an astonishing claim.
By JON AUSTIN
PUBLISHED: 17:22, Fri, Mar 4, 2016 | UPDATED: 17:58, Fri, Mar 4, 2016
Ancient alien theorists believe these were a huge 4,000 year old electrical light bulb
Conspiracists behind a growing theory that our ancient forefathers were guided by time-travelling aliens claim the large elongated objects in the image are enormous light bulbs that were used to light inside the pyramids and other tombs while they were created.
Hot off the heels of an ancient mobile phone, helicopters in hieroglyphs, and ancient Greeks using laptops, comes the most outrageous claim.
It is made in a video by YouTube channel Strange Mysteries and is supported by Ancient Aliens, a sub group of Ufologists who are convinced ancient monuments like the Pyramids and Stonehenge could not have been built without the help and knowledge of galactic time travelling aliens.
In a video devoted to the claim on Strange Mysteries, which is based in the US, the narrator said: "Hieroglyphs depict the ancient Egyptians using electricity with a light bulb.
"But how could electricity have existed over 4,000 years ago?"
The hieroglyphs in question were discovered in the temple of Dendara.
The narrater adds that inside the temple: "Lies some fascinating hieroglyphic pictures on the wall...pictures that uncannily point to the egyptians using electricity.
"The evidence is almost irrefutable."
The film puts forward a theory that the pitch black insides of the pyramids and other buildings needed a light source so the artists who created the hieroglyphs could create them.
Or what about a giant marrow ready for a veg grower's competition?
The narrator says: "Why weren't they just using (flame) torches you ask?
"Many places are way too small and don't even have a place for smoke to escape. Basically, if they used torches they'd very quickly suffocate to death...whatever room they were in would be filled with smoke."
Ancient alien believers say an "absence of soot inside the buildings" is more evidence they were not using fire to see inside.
But it is then that the substantial leap is taken to conclude "well they must have had light bulbs then."
The film uses a case study hieroglyph to try to put up a water tight case.
He concludes the object depicted is a giant light bulb because it is transparent, 3D, has a socket and chord, and is plugged into a battery or generator.
Convinced? A replica of how the light bulb would have looked as been created
He said: "Regardless of which one it is, it becomes quite apparent the Egyptians were creating electricity somehow."
The wider ancient alien theory is of a race of superior time-travelling and benevolent aliens who came to our ancestors to provide technology from the future which let our forefathers build hard-to-explain structures like the Pyramids and Stonehenge.
Need any more convincing?
Well some people who are not buying this for a minute are those behind website Ancient Aliens debunked.
They too have created a video about the theory which came to starkly different conclusions.
The narrator of this video found evidence that there was soot in most tombs, in fact hundreds of years worth in some cases.
They also found evidence of olive oil lamps being used in other hieroglyphs.
So what is the huge marrow shaped object?
Or could it be an early punch bag they are connecting to the ceiling?
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