Not Safe For Work! Spurty's Newsround

[carlos21]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...ekaterina-makarova-competition_n_9315492.html

Russian Teenager Wins Competition To Spend A Month In A Hotel With Porn Star Ekaterina Makarova
The Huffington Post UK | By Ryan Barrell
Posted: 25/02/2016 13:39 GMT Updated: 25/02/2016 13:59 GMT

"I didn't believe it at first, I thought it was rubbish," Ruslan said. "But when it turned out to be true, I thanked the website, I was so happy. I saw her and I liked everything, she has got good sizes.... and so on. I am looking forward to our meeting so much, everything is boiling inside me.
"I have told my mother and she has taken it badly, but I think we'll sort it out."

Adult film star Ekaterina Makarova, also known as Macy Ssens​

Despite Ruslan's joy, his mother wasn't as pleased.
"I am absolutely against it," Vera Schedrina told Life News. "He has got exams, he isstudying.This is not real at all, even a week is too much. They should give us 100,000 roubles (£931) instead, we'll be happy with it.
"Such a prize, how could they get such an idea for a 16 year old boy? I am shocked. I have not seen the girl. But my son must study."

But Makarova is in favour of the meeting - she says 16 is "a good age to be independent".
She also refused to rule out the idea of having sex with young Ruslan, who is above the legal age of consent in Russia.
"It is a usual thing when inexperienced boys are looking for more experienced girlfriends," she said. "I don't know. At least we'll be friends. I liked him in the photos."

She is cute her mate.

 

[Donald Twain]

'she has got good sizes.... and so on'. lol

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Is there an 'Everton tattoo' thread on GOT?

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird...ends-people-who-drive-through-it-BACK-IN-TIME

The bizarre road tunnel which sends people who drive through it 'BACK IN TIME'
A MYSTERIOUS road tunnel is thought by some to be proof time travel is possible.

Drivers say they gain an hour after motoring through the tunnel​

The tunnel in Guizhou Province, China, became the focus of investigation after hundreds of people reported going back in time once they exited the 400-metre structure.
Most people reported gaining an hour in time after continuing their drive outside the tunnel, as their mobile phones had gone back exactly 60 minutes.
The phenomena became so well known that one journalist working for the Gui Yang Evening News decided to carry out an experiment.

The opening to the tunnel which gives you an hour back​

He drove through the tunnel - an about five minute journey - ten times, and reported gaining an hour on eight of the trips.
With no apparent explanation, and the time gain baffling so many people, conspiracies and theories have abounded online, including everything from real time travel to alien abductions.
One person posted on neowin.net: "Clearly the drivers have missing time, and were probed by aliens."

Reporters carried out tests on their phone times after driving through the tunnel​

Maybe the reason why China has so many of the worlds longest living people is not so much because they're old, but because they spend so long stuck in traffic driving through magic time travel space tunnels.
Another said: "Maybe the reason why China has so many of the worlds longest living people is not so much because they're old, but because they spend so long stuck in traffic driving through magic time travel space tunnels."
Another said: "This sounds wacky, must be a time tunnel, for sure."
But those who experienced gaining the hour, said they soon lost it again after driving further away from the tunnel.

 

[summerisle]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...ekaterina-makarova-competition_n_9315492.html

Russian Teenager Wins Competition To Spend A Month In A Hotel With Porn Star Ekaterina Makarova
The Huffington Post UK | By Ryan Barrell
Posted: 25/02/2016 13:39 GMT Updated: 25/02/2016 13:59 GMT

"I didn't believe it at first, I thought it was rubbish," Ruslan said. "But when it turned out to be true, I thanked the website, I was so happy. I saw her and I liked everything, she has got good sizes.... and so on. I am looking forward to our meeting so much, everything is boiling inside me.
"I have told my mother and she has taken it badly, but I think we'll sort it out."

Adult film star Ekaterina Makarova, also known as Macy Ssens​

Despite Ruslan's joy, his mother wasn't as pleased.
"I am absolutely against it," Vera Schedrina told Life News. "He has got exams, he isstudying.This is not real at all, even a week is too much. They should give us 100,000 roubles (£931) instead, we'll be happy with it.
"Such a prize, how could they get such an idea for a 16 year old boy? I am shocked. I have not seen the girl. But my son must study."

But Makarova is in favour of the meeting - she says 16 is "a good age to be independent".
She also refused to rule out the idea of having sex with young Ruslan, who is above the legal age of consent in Russia.
"It is a usual thing when inexperienced boys are looking for more experienced girlfriends," she said. "I don't know. At least we'll be friends. I liked him in the photos."

*good sizes* indeed

 

[Donald Twain]

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird...ends-people-who-drive-through-it-BACK-IN-TIME

The bizarre road tunnel which sends people who drive through it 'BACK IN TIME'
A MYSTERIOUS road tunnel is thought by some to be proof time travel is possible.

Drivers say they gain an hour after motoring through the tunnel​

The tunnel in Guizhou Province, China, became the focus of investigation after hundreds of people reported going back in time once they exited the 400-metre structure.
Most people reported gaining an hour in time after continuing their drive outside the tunnel, as their mobile phones had gone back exactly 60 minutes.
The phenomena became so well known that one journalist working for the Gui Yang Evening News decided to carry out an experiment.

The opening to the tunnel which gives you an hour back​

He drove through the tunnel - an about five minute journey - ten times, and reported gaining an hour on eight of the trips.
With no apparent explanation, and the time gain baffling so many people, conspiracies and theories have abounded online, including everything from real time travel to alien abductions.
One person posted on neowin.net: "Clearly the drivers have missing time, and were probed by aliens."

Reporters carried out tests on their phone times after driving through the tunnel​

Maybe the reason why China has so many of the worlds longest living people is not so much because they're old, but because they spend so long stuck in traffic driving through magic time travel space tunnels.
Another said: "Maybe the reason why China has so many of the worlds longest living people is not so much because they're old, but because they spend so long stuck in traffic driving through magic time travel space tunnels."
Another said: "This sounds wacky, must be a time tunnel, for sure."
But those who experienced gaining the hour, said they soon lost it again after driving further away from the tunnel.

We've got one! It's called the Queensway tunnel !

 

[summerisle]

We've got one! It's called the Queensway tunnel !

 

[COYBL25]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...ekaterina-makarova-competition_n_9315492.html

Russian Teenager Wins Competition To Spend A Month In A Hotel With Porn Star Ekaterina Makarova
The Huffington Post UK | By Ryan Barrell
Posted: 25/02/2016 13:39 GMT Updated: 25/02/2016 13:59 GMT

"I didn't believe it at first, I thought it was rubbish," Ruslan said. "But when it turned out to be true, I thanked the website, I was so happy. I saw her and I liked everything, she has got good sizes.... and so on. I am looking forward to our meeting so much, everything is boiling inside me.
"I have told my mother and she has taken it badly, but I think we'll sort it out."

Adult film star Ekaterina Makarova, also known as Macy Ssens​

Despite Ruslan's joy, his mother wasn't as pleased.
"I am absolutely against it," Vera Schedrina told Life News. "He has got exams, he isstudying.This is not real at all, even a week is too much. They should give us 100,000 roubles (£931) instead, we'll be happy with it.
"Such a prize, how could they get such an idea for a 16 year old boy? I am shocked. I have not seen the girl. But my son must study."

But Makarova is in favour of the meeting - she says 16 is "a good age to be independent".
She also refused to rule out the idea of having sex with young Ruslan, who is above the legal age of consent in Russia.
"It is a usual thing when inexperienced boys are looking for more experienced girlfriends," she said. "I don't know. At least we'll be friends. I liked him in the photos."

Imagine the Daily Mail getting hold of that story in this country !

 

[marnie]

Imagine the Daily Mail getting hold of that story in this country !

Yeah but.... The Sunday Sport are gonna be all over this like a rash...... with interviews etc lol

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Be careful out there guys, there are women out there after your Lucky Charms



http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/wei...erm-stolen-by-three-women-in-shock-sex-attack
Bloke's sperm stolen by three women in shock sex attack
COPS are on the lookout for a trio of women who picked up a hitchhiker and forced him to have sex so they could harvest his sperm.
By Vincent Wood / Published 27th February 2016

HARVESTED: It's thought the women could be trying to get the sperm for 'magic luck rituals'
The women offered their target a lift in their white Toyota Cresta before stealing his sperm.
They then dumped him at the side of the road and drove off, a police spokesman said.
He added: “One of the women used a condom while the others had sex with him without protection.

PICKED UP: The man was hitchhiking when he was preyed on by the three women
"They then took away his semen before dumping him.”
The spokesperson – from the Bulawayo Police force in Zimbabwe – did not confirm why the women were harvesting the victim's sperm.
But this is not the first time this has happened in the African nation.

HISTORY: Rosemary Chakwizira and the Nhokwara sisters were charged in 2011 for harvesting sperm
In 2011 and 2012 sperm thefts were carried out because the man juice serves as an important ingredient in traditional luck enhancing ‘juju’ rituals.
In late 2011 Rosemary Chakwizira, Netsai Nhokwara, and Sophie Nhokwara were reportedly charged for attacking male hitchhikers and collecting their semen for rituals.
The Nhokwara sisters were caught after a car accident when police found 31 used condoms in their car boot.

 

[Yorkie]

Be careful out there guys, there are women out there after your Lucky Charms



http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/wei...erm-stolen-by-three-women-in-shock-sex-attack
Bloke's sperm stolen by three women in shock sex attack
COPS are on the lookout for a trio of women who picked up a hitchhiker and forced him to have sex so they could harvest his sperm.
By Vincent Wood / Published 27th February 2016

HARVESTED: It's thought the women could be trying to get the sperm for 'magic luck rituals'
The women offered their target a lift in their white Toyota Cresta before stealing his sperm.
They then dumped him at the side of the road and drove off, a police spokesman said.
He added: “One of the women used a condom while the others had sex with him without protection.

PICKED UP: The man was hitchhiking when he was preyed on by the three women
"They then took away his semen before dumping him.”
The spokesperson – from the Bulawayo Police force in Zimbabwe – did not confirm why the women were harvesting the victim's sperm.
But this is not the first time this has happened in the African nation.

HISTORY: Rosemary Chakwizira and the Nhokwara sisters were charged in 2011 for harvesting sperm
In 2011 and 2012 sperm thefts were carried out because the man juice serves as an important ingredient in traditional luck enhancing ‘juju’ rituals.
In late 2011 Rosemary Chakwizira, Netsai Nhokwara, and Sophie Nhokwara were reportedly charged for attacking male hitchhikers and collecting their semen for rituals.
The Nhokwara sisters were caught after a car accident when police found 31 used condoms in their car boot.

Shouldn't this be in your "how to pull" thread?

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/te...n/news-story/963114ac901feb6c271b3cd289d45dce

A ‘drunk’ squirrel ransacked a club when it became locked in

A squirrel (not pictured) went nuts after drinking alcohol inside a club in the UK.​

AT first sight it looked like the club had been broken into and ransacked.
Beer was overflowing from the trays and onto the floor, which was also strewn with money and straws and glasses and bottles were knocked off their shelves of Honeybourne Railway Club in the market town of Evesham in Worcestershire,England.
“At first I thought we’d been burgled but I realised it was all still locked up and that’s when we saw the squirrel,” club branch secretary Sam Boulter told Worcester News.
“I’d never seen anything like it before — he had ran around the shelves and across the bar.
“There were bottles scattered around, money scattered around and he had obviously run across the bar’s pumps and managed to turn on the Caffrey’s and also managed to ruin some barrels too.
“He must have flung himself on the handle.

“I think we lost about £300 ($632) worth of stock but it is just one of those once in a lifetime things — I hope!”

A sipping beer and ransacking the club the squirrel (not pictured0 probably needed to sleep it off.​

The squirrel came out from behind a pack of chips, 62-year-old Sam said.
“He must have flung himself on the handle and drank some as he was staggering around all over the place and moving a bit slowly,” BBC reported.
“I’ve never seen a drunk squirrel before. He was sozzled and looked a bit worse for wear, shall we say.”
It took Sam and two customers an hour to capture the ‘drunk’ squirrel in a waste paper bin and it was released into the field outside the club from a window.
It took Sam another hour to clean up the mess.

 

[carlos21]

Is there an 'Everton tattoo' thread on GOT?

No sorry mate.

 

[carlos21]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/te...n/news-story/963114ac901feb6c271b3cd289d45dce

A ‘drunk’ squirrel ransacked a club when it became locked in

A squirrel (not pictured) went nuts after drinking alcohol inside a club in the UK.​

AT first sight it looked like the club had been broken into and ransacked.
Beer was overflowing from the trays and onto the floor, which was also strewn with money and straws and glasses and bottles were knocked off their shelves of Honeybourne Railway Club in the market town of Evesham in Worcestershire,England.
“At first I thought we’d been burgled but I realised it was all still locked up and that’s when we saw the squirrel,” club branch secretary Sam Boulter told Worcester News.
“I’d never seen anything like it before — he had ran around the shelves and across the bar.
“There were bottles scattered around, money scattered around and he had obviously run across the bar’s pumps and managed to turn on the Caffrey’s and also managed to ruin some barrels too.
“He must have flung himself on the handle.

“I think we lost about £300 ($632) worth of stock but it is just one of those once in a lifetime things — I hope!”

A sipping beer and ransacking the club the squirrel (not pictured0 probably needed to sleep it off.​

The squirrel came out from behind a pack of chips, 62-year-old Sam said.
“He must have flung himself on the handle and drank some as he was staggering around all over the place and moving a bit slowly,” BBC reported.
“I’ve never seen a drunk squirrel before. He was sozzled and looked a bit worse for wear, shall we say.”
It took Sam and two customers an hour to capture the ‘drunk’ squirrel in a waste paper bin and it was released into the field outside the club from a window.
It took Sam another hour to clean up the mess.

You know what they like mate bread.

 

[carlos21]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/te...n/news-story/963114ac901feb6c271b3cd289d45dce

A ‘drunk’ squirrel ransacked a club when it became locked in

A squirrel (not pictured) went nuts after drinking alcohol inside a club in the UK.​

AT first sight it looked like the club had been broken into and ransacked.
Beer was overflowing from the trays and onto the floor, which was also strewn with money and straws and glasses and bottles were knocked off their shelves of Honeybourne Railway Club in the market town of Evesham in Worcestershire,England.
“At first I thought we’d been burgled but I realised it was all still locked up and that’s when we saw the squirrel,” club branch secretary Sam Boulter told Worcester News.
“I’d never seen anything like it before — he had ran around the shelves and across the bar.
“There were bottles scattered around, money scattered around and he had obviously run across the bar’s pumps and managed to turn on the Caffrey’s and also managed to ruin some barrels too.
“He must have flung himself on the handle.

“I think we lost about £300 ($632) worth of stock but it is just one of those once in a lifetime things — I hope!”

A sipping beer and ransacking the club the squirrel (not pictured0 probably needed to sleep it off.​

The squirrel came out from behind a pack of chips, 62-year-old Sam said.
“He must have flung himself on the handle and drank some as he was staggering around all over the place and moving a bit slowly,” BBC reported.
“I’ve never seen a drunk squirrel before. He was sozzled and looked a bit worse for wear, shall we say.”
It took Sam and two customers an hour to capture the ‘drunk’ squirrel in a waste paper bin and it was released into the field outside the club from a window.
It took Sam another hour to clean up the mess.

What's for the squirrel tea beer,