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Stoke City v Everton. 15th Dec @ 15.00.

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Well I enjoyed it as ever :P nice one azul!

So, Stoke at the Brit eh? Hmm. I'd love us to do these utter grocks, and although I have a sneaking feeling somewhere in the back of my head that we may very well do that, the rest of me is saying "nailed on draw". Either way I ain't getting my hopes up right now sadly.
 
varnish said:
Being from Crews and having a local hatred of all things Stoke here's some added info.

They're also called clay heads, jugheads or stokey,-no-necks as their shoulders come up over there ears when cold. Signal is sheet radio station which only plays VAL doonican. Festival park is dross, Valentino's is their best nightclub and the potteries shopping centre doubles as a set for towie.

I predict we dry bum them 4-0 with that Pulis lid not seeing the deserved red cards two of their hackers get.
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Hang on. Some of us work on the festival park FFS*. Potteries centre is a bit shyte to be fair.

Nice preview again Chico. Tad harsh holding that bad arrow-chucking sex pest against them maybe? He's a Vale fan I think.

Hoping Delap gets nowhere near this game as we are pretty much the only team in the league not to have picked that long throw.

'Right lads, this one's coming into the box'

'Nah mate, it'll only make the edge'

'I'm telling you, he's got a throw this kid'

'He's no Fizzer - bet you this doesn't get into the box'

'What odds you laying mate?'

'Koff Etherington you bad addict'

'Heads up lads.............FFS Jags'

Not even slightly bothered if this game is as gash as the 1-0 stubbs free-kick game back in the days of the Icelandics as long as we turn Pulis and his fighting Uruk-hai over. Web 'em Ebepton.







*In fairness, the Festival park is a bit rubbish as well.
 
Love Stoke City. They wind everyone up and bring a working mans game back from the clutches of the frutiy middle classes who love Tiki Taka and hate tackling.

DRAW.
 
-----------------howard-------------------

coleman------jagielka-------distin-----Baines

Pienaar------Gibson------Osman------Oviedo

-------------------Fellaini-------------------

-------------------jelly-------------------
 

Nice work Chico.

I'd be pleased enough with a point, tbh. Away at Stoke, you take what you can get. There's a good chance they'll do a job on us as they have done before, so to get away unscathed would be a relief. We get 3 points and 4th is well and truly on, like.
 
Got a 0-0 or at most 1-1 written all over it!!! Stoke drag every team they play into a shiity battle. Whoever they play it is the worst game of the weekend.Could do with mirralles being fit for this one as i think it would open up for him.
 
Best preview of the season so far. Made me smile, nod in agreement and laugh in equal measures.

Nice one Chico 9/10. I'd give you 10 but that'd leave nowt to aim at !
 

The juxtaposition of that picture of Heath with the paragraph about digital interaction immediately above it was unsettling, but other than that it was quality.
 
Baines' left foot said:
I'll watch it but I know I'm going to get wound up.

It's not the style of football which annoys me most, it's that they seem to get away with assaulting everybody, all the time.
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Aye, it is exactly this that does for me. They get away with all kinds of crap. They incorporate fouling as a deliberate part of their game and are sure to be careful to spread the fouls and cards around the team. The exact opposite of what Pulis says is true, they're lucky to ever finish with 11 and it would be fairer to just award penalties against them instead of corners.
 

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