bluemangroup
Player Valuation: £70m
Did you torture animals as a kid, mate?The footballing authorities lack imagination if he was strapped to a chair and electric shock therapy administered live on SKY as "pay per view" they'd clean up world wide. Allow voting on the size of battery at 10p a text and betting on the decibel levels of his screams and the coffers would be full.
Ship 20% out to Dental Research and you're getting good works, profit and punishment all in one shot. It's all so bloody simple, pft.