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Suarez's Punishment

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That scene in Casino where they put the card cheat's head in a vice came to mind.

Imagine if "This is Liverpool FC" was directed by Martin Scorsese:

"Stevie G, STEVIE <bleeping> G? You make me pop your eyes out of your <bleeping> skull to protect that piece of <bleep> Stevie G?!"
 
Like most rodents, Suarez has to bite and gnaw on stuff in order to stop his mahoosive chompers from outgrowing his gob. He should take to the field with a cuttlefish bone stuffed down his shorts and when he gets the urge for a nibble he should slink off to the corner flag and chew on his bone.
 
Since the last WC, where he revelled in his cheating against Ghana, he has been banned for about 30 games for racially abusing and TWICE biting opposition players.

Given he has served lengthy bans on two occasions for biting and it has not stopped him from doing it again, then really a much longer ban should be given. I can't see it happening though.
 

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