Summer transfer speculative hopes and dreams

[marty mcfly]

I think the Sunderland Wijnaldum one isn't happening mate.

So maybe it's him we are after?
Is he any good?

From his stats he scores loads. Doesn't really make any assists. Hardly a play maker.

 

[marty mcfly]

From all the ones mentioned I think Payet is still the one I would really try and push the boat out for.

Failing that I still think there's a chance of getting Sergi Roberto.

 

[Brownie]

In true faux Euro expert style, I remember watching Fabricio against Barcelona on the last day of the season and wanting Everton to sign him. Gerry was going on about how good he was, and he actually was quality in the game as well.

 

[chicoazul]

GO HED EVERTON AND SIGN SOMEONE BOSS ON DAT FIFA SO I CAN BLAG EVERYONE HOW AMAZING HES GONNA BE AS I WATCHED HIM LOADS BEFORE HE TURNS OUT UTTER DUNG AND WE SELL HIM FOR AN UNDISCLOSED FEE.

 

[maccavennie]

GO HED EVERTON AND SIGN SOMEONE BOSS ON DAT FIFA SO I CAN BLAG EVERYONE HOW AMAZING HES GONNA BE AS I WATCHED HIM LOADS BEFORE HE TURNS OUT UTTER DUNG AND WE SELL HIM FOR AN UNDISCLOSED FEE.

Mark Pembridge. Boss and with a good old fashioned man's haircut, none of this Garbutt slicked across wavy crap.

 

[chicoazul]

Mark Pembridge. Boss and with a good old fashioned man's haircut, none of this Garbutt slicked across wavy crap.

Craig Short and Carl Tiler, that's where we at.

It's why I want us to sign Dann.

 

[ijjysmith]

From all the ones mentioned I think Payet is still the one I would really try and push the boat out for.

Failing that I still think there's a chance of getting Sergi Roberto.

Sergi Robby ain't no Number 10 from what I've read pal

 

[maccavennie]

Craig Short and Carl Tiler, that's where we at.

It's why I want us to sign Dann.

Short had a good barnet of hair didn't he. I'm neither excited or disappointed with Dann, if we get him and thatsvwho Boberto wants then that's fine or alternatively I'm happy with Pique if he came available.

 

[chicoazul]

Short had a good barnet of hair didn't he. I'm neither excited or disappointed with Dann, if we get him and thatsvwho Boberto wants then that's fine or alternatively I'm happy with Pique if he came available.

That's how I see the lid anyway.

We need a Kanchelskis or Speed type signing like. Imagine that.

 

[Goat]

Sergi Robby ain't no Number 10 from what I've read pal

Dont bother mate, hes clueless, I honestly question whether hes ever watched a game of football in his life, honest to God.

He said before that Ebabababayour was 1 of the best strikers in the world.

 

[ijjysmith]

Dont bother mate, hes clueless, I honestly question whether hes ever watched a game of football in his life, honest to God.

He said before that Ebabababayour was 1 of the best strikers in the world.

I imagine his world may be a little different to ours.

 

[maccavennie]

That's how I see the lid anyway.

We need a Kanchelskis or Speed type signing like. Imagine that.

Two players of that ilk and we would be in business good man, standing on top of Mount Everton with all the peasants below us looking up once again to the mighty Blues

 

[chicoazul]

Two players of that ilk and we would be in business good man, standing on top of Mount Everton with all the peasants below us looking up once again to the mighty Blues

Hahahaha. I'll drink to that good sir.

Please don't tell me this is the genuine Transfer Thread? I don't even want to scroll up to get that heart sinking moment when you realise @Woolly Blue is gonna jump over me for being a speculative off topic gimp.

 

[chicoazul]

Phew.

 

[ijjysmith]

I bloody hated Pembridge.

But hated Gemmill so much more.