Summer transfer speculative hopes and dreams

[maccavennie]

Defo. Stephen Hughes was poisoned by the toxic Bellefield tree he leaned on when arriving at the club.

Yep, the tree of wisdom could give life, yet lean on it with the wrong shoulder and it could taketh life.

 

[bluebud]

Nicholas Alexanderson was pretty disappointing, thought he'd be better.

 

[Kendall's Dream]

Hahaha. Remember he looked boss in his debut v AEK? New Sheedy getting banded about.

Then he was one of the worst players I've ever seen in an Everton shirt and we spunked nearly 10m on him.

PLAY HIM BEHIND THE STRIKER DOH MOYLES.

No really don't.

Hahaha there was no solution to how bad he was, he scored the odd toey from 25 yards and that was it, sold and never heard of ever again

 

[chicoazul]

Hahaha there was no solution to how bad he was, he scored the odd toey from 25 yards and that was it, sold and never heard of ever again

Boss toeys like.

 

[chicoazul]

Yep, the tree of wisdom could give life, yet lean on it with the wrong shoulder and it could taketh life.

Hahaha.

 

[AndyZ]

RS sign Brazilian playmaker, to complement their already talented Brazilian playmaker. Let's all whinge about our lack of a true number 10.

 

[Hong Kong Phooey]

http://www.microsofttranslator.com/...everton-si-tratta-l-acquisto-di-astori-695615

Astori?

 

[Moomin]

I hope one day that the melts on here would not got so worked up by twitter rumours.

And I dream we can all live as one.

 

[chicoazul]

I reckon about 30% of those posting on here would be genuinely happier as a kopite with their record of singing players through hype alone.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Hahahaha. I'll drink to that good sir.

Please don't tell me this is the genuine Transfer Thread? I don't even want to scroll up to get that heart sinking moment when you realise @Woolly Blue is gonna jump over me for being a speculative off topic gimp.

Don't call your fellow Blues gimps.

 

[Woolly Blue]

I reckon about 30% of those posting on here would be genuinely happier as a kopite with their record of singing players through hype alone.

Oh.

I hope one day that the melts on here would not got so worked up by twitter rumours.

And I dream we can all live as one.

Bye lads.
See you again in seven days

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Don't call your fellow Blues gimps.

I think you'll find he was calling himself one...

 

[Woolly Blue]

I think you'll find he was calling himself one...

It was cleverly concealed, but the sort of technique I might have used myself.

Oh, and he successfully shifted the topic onto ex-players to get @Adversus off the main subject, which was amusing to read and skilfully executed.

 

[LinekersLegs]

As for dann - paying 6-8mln pounds for 28-year old average (even if was palace's best player) redshite fan is stupitidy. For that money we could bring much better and younger players

Raising my question here as will get banned if do it on other thread!

Who do you suggest mate?

seen a lot of clubs try to buy CBs over the past few years and an awful lot of them, even expensive buys like Mangala, haven't really worked. Even the good young ones with experience like Zouma seem out of our price range and we really could do with someone older given our other CBs age profiles.

 

[marty mcfly]

It was cleverly concealed, but the sort of technique I might have used myself.

Oh, and he successfully shifted the topic onto ex-players to get @Adversus off the main subject, which was amusing to read and skilfully executed.

Damn and there was me just liking one of your posts.