I've got absolutely no idea how both of those work so I'll take your word on it
I'm sitting on a beach in Maui enjoying all the activity and transfer rumours.
It's FIFA 17 on steroids to some posters
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I'm sitting on a beach in Maui enjoying all the activity and transfer rumours.
It's FIFA 17 on steroids to some posters
This is the best thing I've seen on here for absolute beards.Good evening mein frandels, and welcome to the fifth week of the Weasel Index.
This captures data from June 21st - June 27th.
What is the Weasel Index? Find out here https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-846#post-5473408
This time, an excellent gif provided by the peerless @Sapie88
This week saw a much lighter sprinkling of Weasel Sightings - in no doubt due to the decline in Sandro discussions - and a generally quiet time on the rumour front.
Until yesterday, where all of a sudden, we had MOVEMENT.
Weasel Index Updates:
For goodness Ake, @Saint Domingo thinks we could be in for Nathan
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-1838#post-5553955
Can't be anyone watching Belgian second division football can there really? WRONG. @II McColl II has you covered
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/henry-onyekuru.97315/page-6#post-5554031
An early candidate for @themole10 ITK God List - but not signed yet, so on @mccole goes. Have good feelings here.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-1818#post-5553038
Moderation Team?!?!?! @AndyC gave us three updates on Sandro.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sandro-ramirez.96518/page-384#post-5549755
No beef with bully here - @bullybeef thinks a deal is in the offaling for Brozovic
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-1743#post-5546759
Disaster for @toffee66 - Sandro wasn't signed last week. 'Doubled down' - quadruple Weasel Point
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sandro-ramirez.96518/page-339#post-5545236
Another one for Super Weasel @Raino85 - Keane done
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/transfer-rumour-michael-keane.97029/page-7#post-5534250
The inside track - however temporary (
@DerbyshireAndHarper ) on Burnley's financial situation, and how it affects our pursuit of Gray and Keane - @Lune1878
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/transfer-rumour-michael-keane.97029/page-9#post-5544396
Ever-y transfer window Banega ??? @when i score we riot thinks so
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sandro-ramirez.96518/page-300#post-5543835
@Pabbers and the journos in Poland - nothing to write home about sadly
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sandro-ramirez.96518/page-278#post-5542616
And that's broadly it for this week in terms of sightings.
Here are the scores for the 'Downie Prentice Baz PED O'Keefe all must be CRUSHED' Weasel Index this week
1. @Raino85 - 250 Weasel Points
2. @EFCccc - 80 Weasel Points
3. @mixed_up - 50 Weasel Points
4. @Manx Blue - 50 Weasel Points
5. @CairnsToffee - 50 Weasel Points
6. @DerbyshireAndHarper - 40 Weasel Points
7. @GerryandthePaceMerchants - 40 Weasel Points
8. @toffee66 - 20 Weasel Points
9. @AndyC - 15 Weasel Points
10. @TheCount - 10 Weasel Points
11. @Joey66 - 10 Weasel Points
12. @BurnhamBlue - 5 Weasel Points
13. @Zezti - 5 Weasel Points
14. @Banksyefc - 5 Weasel Points
15. @Mosh Pit - 5 Weasel Points
16. @CrustySack - 5 Weasel Points
17. @Eggs - 5 Weasel Points
18. @jinkyali - 5 Weasel Points
19. @Caudy - 5 Weasel Points
20. @liamefc91 - 5 Weasel Points
21. @WA Toffee - 5 Weasel Points
22. @ggooggooggoo - 5 Weasel Points
23. @GrandOldTeam - 5 Weasel Points
24. @tommye - 5 Weasel Points
25. @COYBL25 - 5 Weasel Points
26. @butler_boy - 5 Weasel Points
27. @AsiaAsia82 - 5 Weasel Points
28. @killenefc - 5 Weasel Points
29. @Saint Domingo - 5 Weasel Points
30. @II McColl II - 5 Weasel Points
31. @mccole - 5 Weasel Points*
32. @bullybeef - 5 Weasel Points
33. @Lune1878 - 5 Weasel Points
34. @when i score we riot - 5 Weasel Points
35. @Pabbers - 5 Weasel Points
Some thoughts:
As ever, it is the Weasel Hunters who do all the hard yards. This is simply a collection, a recording of their work.
- Lots of nice new names on there this week. I am delighted to see Weasel Breeding continues on this upward trajectory.
- @AndyC doing a quick-fire hattrick in there, incredible, wasn't expecting it.
- Still no quality sightings of a couple of Perennial Weasels. But I've not given up hope.
- We are so, so close to this list going into mayhem with @themole10 god status being bestowed. So close. Might even happen tonight, but that's the danger of print journalism I suppose.
Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £35m
I'm the one on the left, all the energy has drained out of me! I am not sure if I'd rather be linked with nobody and be disappointed by that, or this current reality where we are linked with literally everybody on the planet??? My brain hurt bad! :/
Jayhow15
Player Valuation: £35m
How?
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Albro
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We can ill afford to be spending scarce resources on an unproven kid and then not even playing him.
WTF is going on down at that club when clueless decisions like this are being made?[/QUOTE]
Here you go again..
But seriously. Have you ever got anything blinking positive to say? All you ever dribble is negativity. We've had DCL and Lookman for a year and 6 months respectively, they are both young, have both showed glimpses of magic yet you've wrote them off already.
Roberto Martinez had absolutely no idea what defensive football is, how you can defend this fella is beyond me. It was brilliant in his first season because the most part, we kept a fully fit team with complete bosses in centre midfield. He made good signings, yes but to put faith into those signings to be quality for years to come was ridiculous. The revolt of signings he made far outweighs the good ones. The bloke just didn’t seem to take any feedback, from anyone.
I was highly skeptical of Koeman to begin with and critical. It was a big change from seeing us play Barcelona-lite to some high pressure style and being the most boring side to watch toward the latter part of 2017 – but he changed our form around and we became incredibly exciting, particularly at home.
He has made nothing but positive signings. He has a bloke tailing him who helped win flaming Leicester the damn league, LEICESTER CITY.
But yeah – back on to it, calm off the kitten rack and for once in your posts can you try to be half glass empty, not glass completely empty. Because your posts were boring and meaningless at first, but now they are just annoying. They are backed up with nothing and you come across almost as if you are actually anti-everton/koptite, whatever you want call it.
Drinkums mate, lighten up.
thebluenosebolt
prefer being behind the times
Surely better things to ogle on a beach in Maui than football rumours... HEY LADS !!
...Wednesday's rumour round up;
- According to The Times, Everton will tie up the Sandro Ramirez deal by Saturday. However, Spanish publication, Marca, report Real Madrid interest in the player.
- The Nottingham Post links Brendan Galloway with a move to Forest.
- Many outlets say Henry Onyekuru has completed a medical ahead of a £7m move to Everton.
- The Mail report that Everton are pushing ahead with a £25m move for Michael Keane. The Express says the defender has chosen Everton ahead of Liverpool.
- The Telegraph suggests Everton are keeping tabs on Sheffield United youngster, David Brooks.
- According to The Times, Everton will tie up the Sandro Ramirez deal by Saturday. However, Spanish publication, Marca, report Real Madrid interest in the player.
- The Nottingham Post links Brendan Galloway with a move to Forest.
- Many outlets say Henry Onyekuru has completed a medical ahead of a £7m move to Everton.
- The Mail report that Everton are pushing ahead with a £25m move for Michael Keane. The Express says the defender has chosen Everton ahead of Liverpool.
- The Telegraph suggests Everton are keeping tabs on Sheffield United youngster, David Brooks.
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Important to add the times piece about Sandro being done also states there is no buy out clause included in his contract and is written by Paul Joyce.
You could be surfing and / or blimping the women, but no, you are weaselling.
Tremendous dedication to the cause.
@orly can we give the man some bonus points please ?
The news is getting thinner by the day there Eggs ?
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Actually a good thing really, means no leaks from the club, and as importantly the agents of the players and selling clubs of players we are signing aren't leaking stuff either, which would suggest we are being taken a hell of a lot more serious by players, agents and clubs now.
Another weird thing the media linking big clubs with interest in players like Sandro and the young Nigerian lad is good for our clubs reputation abroad as well as it looks on the surface like players are choosing us ahead of them - even though in reality it's just click bait
...yep, not so much there this morning and plenty that appears to be regurgitated.
TheNinja
Player Valuation: £20m
And why on earth would I want to waste my time doing that? Can you not understand something in those sentences?
I'll be gutted if Galloway leaves to go to Forest
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