See, that's exactly what I was thinking. Think how many they've had over the years. "Stevie me" and Kuyt and Suarez, and however many more. And we've had Cap'n Jags. Ffs. Not slagging Jags cos he's been ace but he's too damn nice. We need a snide. We'll never get Costa, it's some daft paper talk, but I'd love someone like that for us. We're too damned nice all round. Baines as next Captain? God no. Even bloody Seamus, who is my choice tbh, is like the nicest bloke on the planet. At least he's got a streak about him when he plays though. We need mean! I think Davy klaassen is gonna be ace for us. Such a nice guy though. Rooney had to leave us to learn how to be nasty.