Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Goat]

So we're spending £150+million this summer?

Its up the Board really mate.

I can only guide them into the light, its up to them if we walk into it.

 

[Eggs]

So ive had a look at the squad, ive done the math, studied the figures and im able to finally publish the revised Ins and Outs for the upcoming transfer window.

The following players will NOT be issued a locker and should clear out their current locker 1 hour after the coach returns from London sometime on Sunday night :

Joel Robles 5-8m
Phil Jagielka FREE
James McCarthy 14-18m
Gareth Barry NOM
Donkey Mori 10-15m
Gerrard OMG MY LUNGS HAVE EXPLODED 12m
The Clev 8m
Niasse 8-10m
McGeady 1-2m

We will then be requiring bodies in the following roles :

1 First Choice GK 20-25m
Current choice remains the boy Pickford, im not as Anti-Kasper as certain people and think hes a really good Keeper, so he would be my current "fallback"

1 Left Back, who could MAYBE play Right Back at a pinch 10-15m
TBA

2 First Choice CBs 50-70m
Only VVD fits the profile within the League, but hes very unlikely

1 Number 8, with la magica in his boots 25-30m
TBA

1 Number 10/SS 30m+
TBA

1/2 Wingers/Wing Forwards 20m+
TBA

1 Strikers 30-40m
TBA

The above is maintaining a misguided assumption of us retaining Barks and Rom, those players will of course need replacing.

After the last ball is kicked tomorrow, my best team will be scouting the world trying to tie down the best talent for this football club, my team doesnt have a gold card at Travel Lodge, but know that they are the best in the business and that we will leave no stone unturned in our pursuit of excellence.

NSNO

..that must have taken some time for a couple of likes.

 

[Goat]

..that must have taken some time for a couple of likes.

It took roughly the same time to write as it took you to read it.

Likes are not something I lack my frandel, I dont have a desire to "fish for likes", I simply provide a service to my people.

 

[kenada_blue]

Its up the Board really mate.

I can only guide them into the light, its up to them if we walk into it.

We drop that amount of money and win zip I'm getting KEIOC on the job to protest

 

[Goat]

We drop that amount of money and win zip I'm getting KEIOC on the job to protest

The figures are all a little top end, I will concede, I mean for example we might be able to find a Gana somewhere for around 6m or even a John Stones for 3m. The figures are just a frame, lets take another look after the scouting.

 

[Connor]

So ive had a look at the squad, ive done the math, studied the figures and im able to finally publish the revised Ins and Outs for the upcoming transfer window.

The following players will NOT be issued a locker and should clear out their current locker 1 hour after the coach returns from London sometime on Sunday night :

Joel Robles 5-8m
Phil Jagielka FREE
James McCarthy 14-18m
Gareth Barry NOM
Donkey Mori 10-15m
Gerrard OMG MY LUNGS HAVE EXPLODED 12m
The Clev 8m
Niasse 8-10m
McGeady 1-2m

We will then be requiring bodies in the following roles :

1 First Choice GK 20-25m
Current choice remains the boy Pickford, im not as Anti-Kasper as certain people and think hes a really good Keeper, so he would be my current "fallback"

1 Left Back, who could MAYBE play Right Back at a pinch 10-15m
TBA

2 First Choice CBs 50-70m
Only VVD fits the profile within the League, but hes very unlikely

1 Number 8, with la magica in his boots 25-30m
TBA

1 Number 10/SS 30m+
TBA

1/2 Wingers/Wing Forwards 20m+
TBA

1 Strikers 30-40m
TBA

The above is maintaining a misguided assumption of us retaining Barks and Rom, those players will of course need replacing.

After the last ball is kicked tomorrow, my best team will be scouting the world trying to tie down the best talent for this football club, my team doesnt have a gold card at Travel Lodge, but know that they are the best in the business and that we will leave no stone unturned in our pursuit of excellence.

NSNO

Frånd?

 

[Goat]

Frånd?

Jamo doesnt wanna stay and be back up frandel.

 

[Connor]

Jamo doesnt wanna stay and be back up frandel.

Morgs
Gana
TD
Jamo
Barry
Dowell
Beni Baningime
Besic

 

[Goat]

Morgs
Gana
TD
Jamo
Barry
Dowell
Beni Baningime
Besic

???

NO

Morgs
Gana
Besic
TomTom
Barry
Jamo

 

[Connor]

???

NO

Morgs
Gana
Besic
TomTom
Barry
Jamo

I am this close:

To being done with Besic.

 

[Nymzee]

So ive had a look at the squad, ive done the math, studied the figures and im able to finally publish the revised Ins and Outs for the upcoming transfer window.

The following players will NOT be issued a locker and should clear out their current locker 1 hour after the coach returns from London sometime on Sunday night :

Joel Robles 5-8m
Phil Jagielka FREE
James McCarthy 14-18m
Gareth Barry NOM
Donkey Mori 10-15m
Gerrard OMG MY LUNGS HAVE EXPLODED 12m
The Clev 8m
Niasse 8-10m
McGeady 1-2m

We will then be requiring bodies in the following roles :

1 First Choice GK 20-25m
Current choice remains the boy Pickford, im not as Anti-Kasper as certain people and think hes a really good Keeper, so he would be my current "fallback"

1 Left Back, who could MAYBE play Right Back at a pinch 10-15m
TBA

2 First Choice CBs 50-70m
Only VVD fits the profile within the League, but hes very unlikely

1 Number 8, with la magica in his boots 25-30m
TBA

1 Number 10/SS 30m+
TBA

1/2 Wingers/Wing Forwards 20m+
TBA

1 Strikers 30-40m
TBA

The above is maintaining a misguided assumption of us retaining Barks and Rom, those players will of course need replacing.

After the last ball is kicked tomorrow, my best team will be scouting the world trying to tie down the best talent for this football club, my team doesnt have a gold card at Travel Lodge, but know that they are the best in the business and that we will leave no stone unturned in our pursuit of excellence.

NSNO

3 player suggestions here what kinda scout are you!

 

[Eggs]

It took roughly the same time to write as it took you to read it.

Likes are not something I lack my frandel, I dont have a desire to "fish for likes", I simply provide a service to my people.

..just joking. I like you anyway.

 

[Goat]

I am this close:

To being done with Besic.

Big Season for the boy C, hell not even that, BIG PRE-season for the boy, hes gonna have to stay fit and show Ronny that he can still perform.

 

[Goat]

3 player suggestions here what kinda scout are you!

I havent touched a scouting dossier since Feb, im all about the football during the season, the real work starts Monday at 9am.

 

[Connor]

Big Season for the boy C, hell not even that, BIG PRE-season for the boy, hes gonna have to stay fit and show Ronny that he can still perform.

Truth be told, I'd love to see a fully fit Mo throwing in slideys with Morgs and Gana. I think it would be a beautiful sight.

Still gutted I wasn't there for this: