AmericanBlue
Player Valuation: £8m
Everybody has lost their God damn minds.
This is THE sentence of Everton summer 2019 transfer window. I would particularly love it if Brands would wear a black t-shirt with that on it (above a 'Pantera-esque' skull in background) as he corrects the attire of new recruits awkwardly sporting their suits whist signing a contract with 'le ev'.