toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
Just read that we were close to signing Moussa Sissoko after Mosh paid for his holiday to lure him in, only for Sissoko to come home and develop the holiday snaps to find a picture of some hotel guy with his toothbrush up his arse.
I'm so glad spurs gazumped us on him, what a hideous player. He'd be out on loan now and we'd be looking to recoup £5m of the £25m/£30m we were going to pay.