Summer transfer window 2023

[Charles Hawtrey]

Wouldn't be that goblin Simon goodley who wrote that, would it?

Gregg Bakowski... although sounds like a multi to me...

 

[toffee82]

Ok. I’ll go.

Sell:
Holgate: £20m
Maupay: £15m
Godfrey £25m
Gray: £17.5m

Sign:
El Billy Toure £30m
Gnonto: £10m
New leffback £?

Profit: probably. (I’m not a mathematician.

No way you are an Evertonian with that much optimism!!

 

[Blue peter]

Newcastle are now interested in signing gnonto this is what happens when you can’t close deals fast enough…

Or when you were possibly never after them in the first place, or wanted them on catalogue repayment terms

 

[Tipp blue]

Ok. I’ll go.

Sell:
Holgate: £20m
Maupay: £15m
Godfrey £25m
Gray: £17.5m

Sign:
El Billy Toure £30m
Gnonto: £10m
New leffback £?

Profit: probably. (I’m not a mathematician.

77.5 million for those 4, even the Saudis wouldn't pay that. I'd say you'd be lucky to get 40 million.
Holgate 7-10 he's muck
Maupay 2-5 nobody will want a striker who can't score.
Godfrey 12-15
Gray maybe 10.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Ok. I’ll go.

Sell:
Holgate: £7.5m
Maupay: £2.5m
Godfrey £10m
Gray: £7.5m

Sign:
El Billy Toure £30m
Gnonto: £10m
New leffback £?

Profit: probably. (I’m not a mathematician.

27.5 won't even pay for El Billy...

 

[GoldenToffee]

77.5 million for those 4, even the Saudis wouldn't pay that. I'd say you'd be lucky to get 40 million.

£40m?!
Try halving it!

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

El Bilal
Gnonto
Wharton / Scott

That would be an amazing window along with Danjuma and Young.

Agree, but we need another CB, even if it's on loan. Dyche will do almost everything he can to start Keane over Branthwaite and that is like starting every game with a handicap.

 

[DanB90]

77.5 million for those 4, even the Saudis wouldn't pay that. I'd say you'd be lucky to get 40 million.

27.5 won't even pay for El Billy...

Lads, this is my hypothetical transfer fantasy scenario, so pipe down. Feel free to draw up your own

 

[Mark barnett]

20 mil for Holgate what????? 5 or 6 at most if we're lucky, Maupay we,d have to pay them

 

[Rich1878]

Alex scott?

Might be a slight issue

Gone elsewhere hasn't he.

I haven't seen any posts linking us with him

 

[toffee82]

Lads, this is my hypothetical transfer fantasy scenario, so pipe down. Feel free to draw up your own

I do draw up my own hypothetical fantasy scenarios but I make sure I use incognito browsing for that!!

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

Agree, but we need another CB, even if it's on loan. Dyche will do almost everything he can to start Keane over Branthwaite and that is like starting every game with a handicap.

Won't he still choose Keane, though?

 

[Goat]

Ok. I’ll go.

Sell:
Holgate: £20m
Maupay: £15m
Godfrey £25m
Gray: £17.5m

Sign:
El Billy Toure £30m
Gnonto: £10m
New leffback £?

Profit: probably. (I’m not a mathematician.

Great game this, let me try

Sell :

Holgate 17.5m
Maupay 25p
Godfrey 7.5m
Gray 12.6m
Calvert Lewin 135m
Onana 170m

Sign :

Not a single player that Zat thinks is a good idea

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Lads, this is my hypothetical transfer fantasy scenario, so pipe down. Feel free to draw up your own

27.5 won't even pay for El Billy...

I did...

Sell:
Holgate: £7.5m
Maupay: £2.5m
Godfrey £10m
Gray: £7.5m

 

[Tipp blue]

Lads, this is my hypothetical transfer fantasy scenario, so pipe down. Feel free to draw up your own

Fine.
Sell
Holgate 27p
Maupey a freddo and an out of date packet of monster munch.
Godfrey a covid vaccine and a used face mask.
Gray about 8.5 million.