Summer transfer window 2023

[Lob]

4 days to go till our next tonking and this is Everton.

 

[Nymzee]

What's all the fuss over wingers??

Keep reading this and it baffles me why people question them as targets.

At the weekend we started Alex Iwobi (now injured and not a winger) and James Garner (not a winger) on the wings.

 

[maccavennie]

Yep, I should have used the sarcastic font there!

tbf they were all crap on the day

 

[mikel_88]

I can see a large section of the fanbase packing it in, I suspect many are just renewing now to get a seat in the new ground. Following this club is draining.

Nust dont have anything from the club at all apart from the stadium. Rubbish team with a manager who just doesnt even try to be positive, board speaks for itself. And even the whole transfer window just pure frustration they had every chance to be positive going into the season by bringing in a forward who can come in wnd make impact, but no still waiting . All this club does it take from us fans we get nothing back

 

[Baggzio]

I wonder who he meant by "the same defender" making all the mistakes?

It's Keane obviously, I do wonder though why he's not outright saying it. Saw a clip the other day where he directly called him out by name, wonder if the club or Supreme Leader Bill has been in touch to tell him not to mention it and put more pressure on.

 

[windymiller]

If he has got any sense he will ask Bing AI image creator for “new Everton striker”. Great fun.

Given it has access to all information across the entire internet, there is a disconcerting lack of diversity in what Bing thinks we want. 0% body fat and full of roids seem to be the main attributes we are after. Be a while before it takes over the world I think.

Look at these Dyche fit hunks

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Ha ha, Aryan FC!

 

[mikel_88]

Keep reading this and it baffles me why people question them as targets.

At the weekend we started Alex Iwobi (now injured and not a winger) and James Garner (not a winger) on the wings.

Plus we have no creativity in midfield atleast with wingers would give us somethin

 

[TheNinja]

If he has got any sense he will ask Bing AI image creator for “new Everton striker”. Great fun.

Given it has access to all information across the entire internet, there is a disconcerting lack of diversity in what Bing thinks we want. 0% body fat and full of roids seem to be the main attributes we are after. Be a while before it takes over the world I think.

Look at these Dyche fit hunks

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Loving that Jey shirt!

 

[ultra]

tbf they were all crap on the day

Indeed they were but on the crapometer Keane was way ahead of the others.

And not for the first time.

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

If he has got any sense he will ask Bing AI image creator for “new Everton striker”. Great fun.

Given it has access to all information across the entire internet, there is a disconcerting lack of diversity in what Bing thinks we want. 0% body fat and full of roids seem to be the main attributes we are after. Be a while before it takes over the world I think.

Look at these Dyche fit hunks

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Are you sure you didn't ask about Jim Stryker the gay porn legend?

 

[maccavennie]

Indeed they were but on the crapometer Keane was way ahead of the others.

And not for the first time.

Yeah 100% he actually broke the crapometer where the spring actually went flying out of it and it hit DCL in the face.

 

[HappyJack]

Ok, before anyone says it……NO WE

Given the recent reaction to Mason Greenwood, I'm not sure many would be happy with the club being owned by a rapist.

Would love Trump at Everton. Hecertainly would root out the garbage at management and academy level and be wise enough not to be taken to the cleaners by Jabba. He would just show the clown the door…

I'm not at all happy with his management so far this season. There's no logic to anything we've done so far. Playing rubbish championship sides in pre-season, players arriving back late, new signings not being integrated, players being put on the bench who he won't even use (Cannon etc), lack of intensity in matches, and baffling team selections.

yes this. And of course its all the fault of the ‘fans’ …..

 

[formerly manx toffee]

I wonder who he meant by "the same defender" making all the mistakes?

Cant polish a turd … lol

 

[blulouie]

I wonder who he meant by "the same defender" making all the mistakes?

Think he meant 2 Ashley Young & Keane.

 

[blulouie]

Keep reading this and it baffles me why people question them as targets.

At the weekend we started Alex Iwobi (now injured and not a winger) and James Garner (not a winger) on the wings.

Absolutely

But he could have started with Danjuma & Dobbin.
Not ideal but that's how we more or less ended up.