Dwight K Schrute
Player Valuation: £25m
If there's any truth to this (and this guy usually chats utter wham), then this would be outrageously poor by the club again. Not good enough, too expensive, too old (especially for the cost) and having to sell, only to reinvest in dross.
Looks like Everton just aren't going to learn any lessons about how to run a football club.