Summer transfer window 2023

[TheFinnFan]

Compare with the incoming, I am more frustrated with the outgoing...
Gomes, Alli, Holgate and Maupay should have to leave quickly.

They will be dragging their heels so much that the lines could be seen from international space station

 

[Paul Rideout]

Team at present:

GK: Pickford
RB: Patterson - injury risk
LB: Mykolenko - ability risk
CB: Tarkowski
CB: Branthwaite
DM: Gueye
CM: Onana - transfer risk
AM: Doucoure
RW: Iwobi - ability/transfer risk
LW: McNeil
ST: Calvert-Lewin - injury risk

Subs:
Virginia (ability risk), Keane (ability risk), Godfrey (ability risk), Coleman (age/injury risk), Garner, Gray (ability risk), Cannon (unproven)

w/notes

 

[Curtis]

Compare with the incoming, I am more frustrated with the outgoing...
Gomes, Alli, Holgate and Maupay should have to leave quickly.

Who will buy them on their inflated wages? The only club asinine enough to do that is everton

 

[Villa_Fan]

As others have said, it would take 60m for selling Onana to be worthwhile and I'm not sure they're spending such a big chunk of it on him, although they did want him last summer. Also, Onana seems hugely ambitious so I suspect he's hoping to hit a top side with his next move (this summer or next), rather than end up at West Ham for the next 2 or 3 years minumum.

Further to that I am guessing that a group of people at West Ham decided not to outbid Everton last summer for Onana and this would have been communicated to senior management. These people who were against outbidding last summer are probably not going to be saying we messed up last summer and we should now pay Everton double the price it would have cost last season.

 

[Bluewolf]

Hahahahaha crying at the height mention, why does that matter if they are good or not?

What if we sign a 7 foot striker who's abysmal at football

You obviously never played pes 3, edit a player to be maximum height and score every cross you put in

 

[wainy]

You obviously never played pes 3, edit a player to be maximum height and score every cross you put in

Jan Koller was an absolute monster for the Czech Republic on that game

 

[MACCA75]

Team at present:

GK: Pickford
RB: Patterson
LB: Mykolenko
CB: Tarkowski
CB: Branthwaite
DM: Gueye
CM: Onana
AM: Doucoure
RW: Iwobi
LW: McNeil
ST: Calvert-Lewin

Subs:
Virginia, Keane, Godfrey, Coleman, Garner, Gray, Cannon

DCL got injured as you were typing it.

 

[mikel_88]

Branthwaite (CB) -- Onana (CM) -- De Ketelaere (ACM) all 6'4+

He's an outstanding talent and being Belgian and same age as Onana really could be some added benefits there for both.

Also, on El Bilal Toure not seen any mention of him and Doucoure playing together internationally...

Is same with ndiaye is more about how we can find the cash for them. I wouldnt go after de ketelaere if we had toure and ndiaye, is other areas we need players imo

 

[Paul Rideout]

Jan Koller was an absolute monster for the Czech Republic on that game

Jan Koller or Jens Lehman was almost like a cheat code

 

[Streetender1878]

Wonder how many restaurants kenwrights got booked for "talks." All at the clubs expense. So same old ***** as usual eh bill. Fine wines and cigars waiting for the sky money to come in. Circulate through his harem of kopite journalists that Everton are "cash strapped." Thats one of his favourites. Covers his failure to get deals done quickly like before the season starts. He's been brought in by mad moshiri to do what exactly. Nothings changed. He hasnt learnt any lesson at all from the past 2 seasons. We need players in early. Get your finger out and do the job you get paid a million a year for.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Considering that the chatter is that Onana will be moving to West Ham, I would have thought that The Hammers suddenly getting a decent amount of coin from the Rice transfer would make the analogy quite relevant.

Hmmmm we'll see Kind Sir.

 

[Zatara]

Hahahahaha crying at the height mention, why does that matter if they are good or not?

What if we sign a 7 foot striker who's abysmal at football

You remember what Dyche said about the type of team he wants...or not?

Is same with ndiaye is more about how we can find the cash for them. I wouldnt go after de ketelaere if we had toure and ndiaye, is other areas we need players imo

If we got El Bilal + Ndiaye...then Id go for Gnonto and De Ketelaere (loan) as well.

I think that would be somewhat transformative.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

You remember what Dyche said about the type of team he wants...or not?



If we got El Bilal + Ndiaye...then Id go for Gnonto and De Ketelaere (loan) as well.

I think that would be somewhat transformative.

Zat I like your thinking but its completely insane.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Indeed. Too early to get that relegation thread up and running?

Yeah might wait a day or two, but thanks for reminding me. Might write a draft post now.

 

[tellmema]

Linked with some Belgium kid ( Charles De Ketelaere) from AC Milan.

Just marvel at his goal-scoring record.



And he is still living with his Ma!!!!!!

Personal life[edit]​

As of October 2021, De Ketelaere was living with his mother. [3]

2019–2022	Club Brugge	90	(19)
2022–	AC Milan	32	(0)

So was our King til not that long ago.....