Takeover bid by Peter Kenyon

[nsno-chris]

Being called a Balloon is a compliment from what I used to get ?

You been reading @davek views on your tweets mate?

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Marching in the streets, Yes or No ?

If the Saudi's took charge? Depends how minted they were / what plan they had for us.

These US cowboys fronted by that snake Kenyon will have the Park End holding candle light vigils within 72 months.

 

[Nymzee]

Moshiri just bloody loves football, eats sleeps and breathes it.

Wait, I've watched the gif again and come up with a better joke.

"He finally sent me a pic back - it's this big!

 

[nsno-chris]

I’ve heard that @Johnny Barton is currently devising his own consortium, made up of the 3000 staff he manages at McDonald’s

Make of that what you will

 

[kiss the crest]

Just about sums it up

From Twitter - @SaintDomingo78

Great news for Evertonians, the new sponsor has been replaced by a charity, the new owners are lottery winning Evertonians from L4 and the new kit when released will look exactly how you want it regardless of who you are. Oh & Mbappe is signing. Happy yet? Doubt it

This is spot on, whoever's going to come in they will be DBS checked by most Evertonians

 

[Groucho]

Just about sums it up

From Twitter - @SaintDomingo78

Great news for Evertonians, the new sponsor has been replaced by a charity, the new owners are lottery winning Evertonians from L4 and the new kit when released will look exactly how you want it regardless of who you are. Oh & Mbappe is signing. Happy yet? Doubt it

I just avoid taking Twitter seriously. It’s so negative.

 

[maccavennie]

You can assume one will be the government if its a party.

One of the others is @maccavennie & @matty1878

And hopefully the last is a genuinely decent bloke who is a multi multi billionaire who earnt it all clean and has considerable experience and success in running a football club.

I'm personally hoping mac and matty win the battle royale for ownership though.

Just been knocked back for my overdraft and they won't take my PC World gift card. Gotta be honest me and @matty1878 may have to bring in more investors into the consortium at this rate.

Last resort I offer Moshiri an IOU for 600m scribbled on some bog roll, chances are the knobhead would consider it as well.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

How many clubs owned by Americans are successful and well run from a fans POV?

Yes let’s ask English football fans for their opinions, I’m sure we will get a lot of reasonable, well thought out responses

 

[Mashtray]

Hearing we will switch our kit maker from Hummel to Hummus

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Just been knocked back for my overdraft and they won't take my PC World gift card. Gotta be honest me and @matty1878 may have to bring in more investors into the consortium at this rate.

Last resort I offer Moshiri an IOU for 600m scribbled on some bog roll, chances are the knobhead would consider it as well.

I've got some weird credit facility on a Sodexo meal card that is good for a couple of thousand Czech crowns, plus a pen and a toilet roll. Let me know if you want to team up.


Full disclosure, it's Mrs. BT's meal card, but she left it with me a week ago and hasn't asked for it back. Should be fine. Pen and toilet roll are 100% mine. Except the pen isn't.

Let me know, Randy Lerner is kicking my tyres on a deal too.

 

[Marius57]

Just been knocked back for my overdraft and they won't take my PC World gift card. Gotta be honest me and @matty1878 may have to bring in more investors into the consortium at this rate.

Last resort I offer Moshiri an IOU for 600m scribbled on some bog roll, chances are the knobhead would consider it as well.

I'll flog my ps2 on ebay and invest if that will swing it with Moshman. Doesn't work and don't have any controllers for it, but it might put you over the tipping point for a sale.

I've also got about 600 Mxn pesos still.

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

There’s no way the Saudi royal family who own Newcastle are gonna allow other Saudi’s to come and make the competition harder for them.

Even if this news was true, the people who made the “bid” will be missing in about 3 weeks.

 

[matty1878]

If the Saudi's took charge? Depends how minted they were / what plan they had for us.

These US cowboys fronted by that snake Kenyon will have the Park End holding candle light vigils within 72 months.

hours

 

[matty1878]

Just been knocked back for my overdraft and they won't take my PC World gift card. Gotta be honest me and @matty1878 may have to bring in more investors into the consortium at this rate.

Last resort I offer Moshiri an IOU for 600m scribbled on some bog roll, chances are the knobhead would consider it as well.

help us lads

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

If the Saudi's took charge? Depends how minted they were / what plan they had for us.

These US cowboys fronted by that snake Kenyon will have the Park End holding candle light vigils within 72 months.

I approve of you using personal finance terminology in this message; 6 years is scary and long, but 72 months is nothing.