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Terrible hotels/hostels you've stayed in
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LEONARD
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I blame Stalinist socialism.
A few on the CA thread blame Tony Blair and US sanctions.
I just blamed the cleaners mate, it was minty.
Tipp blue
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
I wouldn't say it was terrible but the worst one I've stayed in was in Bulgaria, it was a new hotel but a bit too New as the builders were still working there, finishing up outside it. So there was cones with tape between them as paths where we had to walk.
The pool was still empty and had a barrier around it, even though it had been advertised as having a pool..
Still made the best of it, there was a "pool side" table quiz beside the empty pool, myself, the misses and 2 women we met from Reading entered and won it, I remember being confused at the 2 from Reading answering "Thames" as the longest river in Britain, and doing it so confidently that I was doubting my own answer.
The pool was still empty and had a barrier around it, even though it had been advertised as having a pool..
Still made the best of it, there was a "pool side" table quiz beside the empty pool, myself, the misses and 2 women we met from Reading entered and won it, I remember being confused at the 2 from Reading answering "Thames" as the longest river in Britain, and doing it so confidently that I was doubting my own answer.
bluejohn66
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Absolute Shytehole of a place and told them so on Trip Advisor !! ....
JimmyJeffers
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Errrrr okay......... anyway,
I remember staying in a hotel (I use that word loosely) in Central Amsterdam paying €25 extra per night for a room with a window - yes, paying for natural light.
Anyway, it wasn't natural light that was visible through the window: our cell's window looked straight into a lift shaft that people used all through the night.
The gas chamber (sorry, bathroom) didn't have a door either, so when you were in bed you had a full on view of your mate sat on the throne and taking a dump.
The promised 24-hour bar was a vending machine in the lobby too. No, no, I'm not bitter about this.
Noisy noise annoys
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We stayed in a tee-pee in Wales once, it was the first day of the season and for some reason, the proprietor had not bothered to clean it out. A whole winter of fox, sheep,badger, spiders, leaves,rain, slugs etc had all left their mark some where in side. My 9 year old daughter was not having it, we had to sleep in the car it was that bad
Think this needs a thread on its own JJ.
GOTs very own Judith Chalmers.
JimmyJeffers
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I once pissed my (bottom) bunk in a hostel in LA and swapped the mattress with the German lad who was sleeping above me when he went to the shop.
Can’t say I’m too proud of that one. I was steaming though.
Less about terrible hostels you’ve stayed in more just you being terrible in hostels you’ve stayed in.
ArtetaMagic
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Stayed in a horrible place in Paris, mould, damp and half the group got eaten by bed bugs. Another one in Amsterdam I walked into the bathroom and the shower was a hose hanging out the wall and there was a half eaten ham sandwich left on the shower tray
JimmyJeffers
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Oh god
JimmyJeffers
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Pretty certain @Paris and @Diogenes the Cynic can contribute to this thread
Don‘t worry I’m sure Judith Chalmers has done worse.
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