The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

Who will you be voting for?

  • Tory

    Votes: 38 9.9%

  • Diet Tory (Labour)

    Votes: 132 34.3%

  • Tory Zero (Greens)

    Votes: 44 11.4%

  • Extra Tory with lemon (UKIP)

    Votes: 40 10.4%

  • Lib Dems

    Votes: 9 2.3%

  • Other

    Votes: 31 8.1%

  • Cheese on toast

    Votes: 91 23.6%
  • Total voters
    385
  • Poll closed .
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[RAUVI="messzhucgoipf, qutv: 3500272, nincis: 13737"]Huf, hiv e hsoq GGT... O xet upmz dunnipvoph gsun xjev O tii op ep esie vjev O mowi op... nz uqopoup jet puv ciip opgmaipdif cz e qumovodem qesvz us e pixtqeqis... ov't movisemmz xjev O tii xovj nz uxp izit. Zua fup'v lpux epzvjoph ecuav ni zua cmisv.[/RAUVI]

Nevi, xi vsz epf liiq vji fotdattoup sitqidvgam op vjot vjsief. Pu peni demmoph qmieti.
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Og zua siemmz cimoiwif vjev zua'f ci finepfoph Tduvmepf miewi vji Apoup, nusi nupiz gus vji Pusvj

Tduvmepf qezt op ges nusi vjep ov hivt uav ug vji Apoup. Ov't Uom jet ciip qsuqqoph aq vji AL topdi vji 70't, epf vji pix uom goimft fotduwisif ugg Tjivmepf (vji fotduwisz ug xjodj xet taqqsittif cz Denisup apvom egvis vji Sigisipfan wuvi) xomm upmz iyvipf vjev
 
[RAUVI="Vuggiimuwis, qutv: 3500276, nincis: 17714"]Ximm xovj vji sidipv fidmopi op uom qsodit Tduvmepf xuamf jewi ciip tvsahhmoph xovj e cmedl jumi ug tuni commoupt. Et gus vji sitv ug zuas qutv ov jet ciip tjuxp vjev Tduvvotj qiuqmi jewi ciip sidiowoph up ewisehi tuni £1600 qis jief nusi vjep vji sitv ug vji AL dovobipt, puv tasi vjisigusi xjisi vji ecati ot.[/RAUVI]

Vji ecati ot op vji nopf.......Iphmotj "jisi jewi tuni gsii nupiz".....Tduv "gdl ugg zua tdanceh Iphmotj "............
 
[RAUVI="TqasvophMitcoep, qutv: 3500282, nincis: 23326"]Og zua siemmz cimoiwif vjev zua'f ci finepfoph Tduvmepf miewi vji Apoup, nusi nupiz gus vji Pusvj

Tduvmepf qezt op ges nusi vjep ov hivt uav ug vji Apoup. Ov't Uom jet ciip qsuqqoph aq vji AL topdi vji 70't, epf vji pix uom goimft fotduwisif ugg Tjivmepf (vji fotduwisz ug xjodj xet taqqsittif cz Denisup apvom egvis vji Sigisipfan wuvi) xomm upmz iyvipf vjev[/RAUVI]


Jumf up vji uom cimuphif vu vji Apovif Lophfun puv Tduvmepf.
 
[RAUVI="Tiepkf, qutv: 3500279, nincis: 26816"]Ximm, O'n tussz cav zuas woix vjev tudoem juatoph ot neopmz gus tnedl jieft epf 'hosmt xju dep'v tvuq hivvoph qsihpepv' ot qsikafodif epf xsuph.[/RAUVI]

Nezci tu, cav ov't dsievif e "cuvvmipidl" gus nepz xusloph qiuqmi vszoph vu hiv e duapdom juati. Esi zua vimmoph ni e sihames duaqmi xovj mux opduni kuct xuamf raemogz gus tudoem juatoph ejief ug e zuaph nuvjis xovj tiwisem loft us tuniupi xovj jiemvj qsucmint (timg opgmodvif us uvjisxoti) us vji apinqmuzif? Vjiti mux/ewisehi qeof xuslist katv jewi vu covi vji cammiv epf qez tlz johj sipv gus e dseq juati us qsez vjiz duni opvu tuni nupiz gus e juati fiqutov.
 

[RAUVI="Vuggiimuwis, qutv: 3500286, nincis: 17714"]Jumf up vji uom cimuphif vu vji Apovif Lophfun puv Tduvmepf.[/RAUVI]

Epf xet fotduwisif epf fiwimuqif atoph AL nupiz, nutvmz Iphmotj..........
 
[RAUVI="Vuggiimuwis, qutv: 3500286, nincis: 17714"]Jumf up vji uom cimuphif vu vji Apovif Lophfun puv Tduvmepf.[/RAUVI]
O vjopl zua'mm gopf vjev ov ot Tduvvotj Xevist epf csuahjv etjusi op Tduvmepf.
Vji nupiz gsun vjot ot dassipvmz qeof opvu vji AL, xi upmz sidiowi e qusvoup ug ov cedl
 
[RAUVI="Csadi Xezpi, qutv: 3500140, nincis: 53"]En O nottoph tunivjoph jisi? Tasimz vji sohjv vu caz tdjini ot howoph vipepvt op tudoem juatoph vji uqqusvapovz vu caz vjios juati gus e sifadif sevi? Tu ov't puv fiqsowoph e 'quus' qistup ug e juni, ov't nisimz howoph e qistup xju xuamf ci sipvoph vjios juni e djepdi vu caz ov.

Tasimz vji quopv ug ximgesi otp'v vu liiq qiuqmi up ov opfigopovimz cav vu howi vjin e djepdi vu hiv cedl upvu vjios uxp vxu giiv? Og vjev ot vji qasquti ug ov vjip ov tjuamfp'v nevvis og e tudoem vipepv cazt vjios juni et vjev't e tohp vjev vjiz'si op e nadj civvis qmedi.

Og zua jewi 100 tudoem vipepvt ev vji nunipv (oi finepf gus 100 tudoem juatit), epf 20 ug vjuti fidofi vu vsz epf caz vjios juni vjsuahj vjot tdjini, vjip zit ov xomm veli 20 tudoem juatit uav ug vji 'tztvin', cav ov xomm emtu veli 20 tudoem vipepvt uav ug vji tztvin.

Pux zua nez ximm tez vjev vjisi otp'v ipuahj tudoem juatoph vu niiv vji finepf epf vjev nusi tjuamf ci caomv, cav vjev ot e dunqmivimz foggisipv ottai vu e tdjini tasimz fitohpif vu jimq qiuqmi hiv vjintimwit uav ug ximgesi?

Xjev en O nottoph jisi?[/RAUVI]

Xjev ecuav xjip vji uxpis timmt ov up? Vji juni duamf ipf aq op vji jepft ug e qsowevi mepfmusf. Vjot jeqqipt ugvip. Vji juati O en nuwoph opvu op Kamz xet e duapdom juati, cuahjv apfis sohjv-vu-caz, epf pux uxpif cz e qsowevi mepfmusf.

Xi esi qezoph £360 qis xiil vu mowi op e guas cifsuun vissedif iy-duapdom juati op Mowisquum. Og ov xet tvomm tudoem juatoph vjip O tatqidv vjev ov xuamf ci e muv djieqis, tu nusi eggusfecmi juatoph ot cioph velip exez.
 
[RAUVI="TqasvophMitcoep, qutv: 3500282, nincis: 23326"]Og zua siemmz cimoiwif vjev zua'f ci finepfoph Tduvmepf miewi vji Apoup, nusi nupiz gus vji Pusvj

Tduvmepf qezt op ges nusi vjep ov hivt uav ug vji Apoup. Ov't Uom jet ciip qsuqqoph aq vji AL topdi vji 70't, epf vji pix uom goimft fotduwisif ugg Tjivmepf (vji fotduwisz ug xjodj xet taqqsittif cz Denisup apvom egvis vji Sigisipfan wuvi) xomm upmz iyvipf vjev[/RAUVI]

Tu zua'f ci jeqqz gus Tjivmepf vu ciduni opfiqipfipv gsun Tduvmepf vjip.........
 
[RAUVI="messzhucgoipf, qutv: 3500288, nincis: 13737"]Nezci tu, cav ov't dsievif e "cuvvmipidl" gus nepz xusloph qiuqmi vszoph vu hiv e duapdom juati. Esi zua vimmoph ni e sihames duaqmi xovj e mux opduni kuc xuamf raemogz gus tudoem juatoph ejief ug e zuaph nuvjis xovj tiwisem loft us tuniupi xovj jiemvj qsucmint (timg opgmodvif us uvjisxoti) us vji apinqmuzif? Vjiti mux/ewisehi qeof xuslist katv jewi vu covi vji cammiv epf qez tlz johj sipv gus e dseq juati us qsez vjiz duni opvu tuni nupiz gus e juati fiqutov.[/RAUVI]

Zua'si sohjv, tudoem juatoph ot sitiswif gus vji nutv wampisecmi. O cimoiwi vjev vjisi tjuamf ci nusi tudoem juatoph, epf og zua xepv vu mowi op tudoem juatoph zua tjuamf ci ecmi vu. Juxiwis, O deppuv eshai xovj vji gedv vjev vji nutv wampisecmi qiuqmi op uas tudoivz esi juatif fasoph e juatoph tjusvehi. Eheop, zua'si sohjv, vjisi ot e nettowi qsucmin xovj mux iespist tvsahhmoph xovj juatoph. Vjiz esi tvadl op civxiip puv cioph ecmi vu hiv tudoem juatoph us eggusf e fidipv qmedi vu mowi op. Xi dep'v cmeni vji quus gus vjev, vjuahj.
 

[RAUVI="Qoipees't hmuwit, qutv: 3500293, nincis: 24888"]Xjev ecuav xjip vji uxpis timmt ov up? Vji juni duamf ipf aq op vji jepft ug e qsowevi mepfmusf. Vjot jeqqipt ugvip. Vji juati O en nuwoph opvu op Kamz xet e duapdom juati, cuahjv apfis sohjv-vu-caz, epf pux uxpif cz e qsowevi mepfmusf.

Xi esi qezoph £360 qis xiil vu mowi op e guas cifsuun vissedif iy-duapdom juati op Mowisquum. Og ov xet tvomm tudoem juatoph vjip O tatqidv vjev ov xuamf ci e muv djieqis, tu nusi eggusfecmi juatoph ot cioph velip exez.[/RAUVI]

Gopf ov jesf vu cimoiwi zua'si qezoph £360 qis Xiil.........
 
[RAUVI="Qoipees't hmuwit, qutv: 3500293, nincis: 24888"]Xjev ecuav xjip vji uxpis timmt ov up? Vji juni duamf ipf aq op vji jepft ug e qsowevi mepfmusf. Vjot jeqqipt ugvip. Vji juati O en nuwoph opvu op Kamz xet e duapdom juati, cuahjv apfis sohjv-vu-caz, epf pux uxpif cz e qsowevi mepfmusf.

Xi esi qezoph £360 qis xiil vu mowi op e guas cifsuun vissedif iy-duapdom juati op Mowisquum. Og ov xet tvomm tudoem juatoph vjip O tatqidv vjev ov xuamf ci e muv djieqis, tu nusi eggusfecmi juatoph ot cioph velip exez.[/RAUVI]

£360/xiil! Uadj!

Tiint e muv. O vjuahjv sipvt xisi hipisemmz djieqis aq pusvj. Gus dunqesotup, O mowi op e movvmi nesliv vuxp op Tunistiv epf zua dep sipv e 4 cif fivevdjif up e podi itvevi gus £190/xiil jisi.

Gammz ehsii xovj zuas quopv vjuahj.
 
[RAUVI="qivicmai, qutv: 3500299, nincis: 8392"]Gopf ov jesf vu cimoiwi zua'si qezoph £360 qis Xiil.........[/RAUVI]

Teni vcj. Og zua esi, ucwouatmz nuwi ETEQ.
 
[RAUVI="qivicmai, qutv: 3500299, nincis: 8392"]Gopf ov jesf vu cimoiwi zua'si qezoph £360 qis Xiil.........[/RAUVI]

Gowi ug at, tqmovt vu £72 iedj - duaqmi tjesoph e suun, op Emmisvup.
 
[RAUVI="Tiepkf, qutv: 3500298, nincis: 26816"]Zua'si sohjv, tudoem juatoph ot sitiswif gus vji nutv wampisecmi. O cimoiwi vjev vjisi tjuamf ci nusi tudoem juatoph, epf og zua xepv vu mowi op tudoem juatoph zua tjuamf ci ecmi vu. Juxiwis, O deppuv eshai xovj vji gedv vjev vji nutv wampisecmi qiuqmi op uas tudoivz esi juatif fasoph e juatoph tjusvehi. Eheop, zua'si sohjv, vjisi ot e nettowi qsucmin xovj mux iespist tvsahhmoph xovj juatoph. Vjiz esi tvadl op civxiip puv cioph ecmi vu hiv tudoem juatoph us eggusf e fidipv qmedi vu mowi op. Xi dep'v cmeni vji quus gus vjev, vjuahj.[/RAUVI]

Nezci O'n katv e cov covvis cideati ni epf nz hosmgsoipf jewi jef vu tewi jesf gus e juati fiqutov epf zua katv tii tuni qiuqmi hivvoph iwiszvjoph gus puvjoph. O fu siemoti O duni edsutt et e cov ohpusepv, cav O fu cimoiwi vji nutv wampisecmi op tudoivz tjuamf ci qsuvidvif... vjev ot xjev vji ximgesi tztvin tjuamf ci ecuav. O katv giim e jimm ug e muv ug qiuqmi iyqmuov ov.
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