The drunk thread

[Frank Drebin]

Ditto.

I'm going to miss out Sunday but come up smiling Monday morning.

 

[ilikecheese]

Smashed as well...Golf mates...it's a way to pretend to exercise whilst getting wasted with your mates...beautiful sport that golf! FFS...can't barely type atm....

 

[Phenom]

Can't feel my fuvkin legs here.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Can't feel my fuvkin legs here.

Haha this is the drunk thread not the glue thread.

 

[EFCNIK]

****ing cunted off my cuntinf face here. Almost got arrested. Ffs. Next door are getting a brick thru their window the ****ing pricks,

 

[Azzurri]

****ing cunted off my cuntinf face here. Almost got arrested. Ffs. Next door are getting a brick thru their window the ****ing pricks,

Hahahahaha. Elaborate, drunk Sir.

 

[EFCNIK]

Hahahahaha. Elaborate, drunk Sir.

The bobbys were ****ing grabbing my arm because I was kicking off. Now I'm spending tonight makind myself some disgraceful cocktails of vodka and coke and explaining to next door that they don't know what they've started out the window. I'm going to ****ing kill thjem.

 

[Azzurri]

The bobbys were ****ing grabbing my arm because I was kicking off. Now I'm spending tonight makind myself some disgraceful cocktails of vodka and coke and explaining to next door that they don't know what they've started out the window. I'm going to ****ing kill thjem.

You think they robbed your house?

Don't do anything now, because:

1) They'll know it's you
2) You're drunk so you won't be able to reasonably construct an argument.
3) Based on your spelling if a fight kicks off you're f*cked.

I know how it feels because it's happening with me but wait until you're sober and calm. Then if you still feel like bricking their window then go for it.

 

[EFCNIK]

You think they robbed your house?

Don't do anything now, because:

1) They'll know it's you
2) You're drunk so you won't be able to reasonably construct an argument.
3) Based on your spelling if a fight kicks off you're f*cked.

I know how it feels because it's happening with me but wait until you're sober and calm. Then if you still feel like bricking their window then go for it.

It was them. Ill message you about it. And I know. Coupla weeks time. Ill ****ing get the [Poor language removed].

 

[Frank Drebin]

****ing cunted off my cuntinf face here. Almost got arrested. Ffs. Next door are getting a brick thru their window the ****ing pricks,

Just another night on the mean streets of Luton.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

****..... Was ment to be in after the game an bring a curry home with me...

Only just got in an im smashed,

In the fookin dog house me laaaar....

 

[Elong]

****..... Was ment to be in after the game an bring a curry home with me...

Only just got in an im smashed,

In the fookin dog house me laaaar....

Hahahahaha, good luck with that one Sharps!

 

[ijjysmith]

Got a little smashed last night.

Nothing major but my mouth now tastes like I've eaten dog poop. Now I can't remember if I did or not, but I'm fairly sure I didn't.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

tried to start a sing song on the night bus home. No one was impressed. Damn shame. Would have been fun

 

[EFCNIK]

Lols shortly after my fume on here I had bbm sex with some canadian girl. Passed out. Woke up, and there's a pic of a vagina on my phone. No point even putting it up on here. She's just sent me a close up of her foof. Nothing else. Lolz