The drunk thread

[The-Golden-Vision]

Is right lid.

Selfish display by the missus though. You should probably have a game of pocket hockey and arrive on her face to teach her a sticky marital lesson.

Did that just as Sharpy slotted the first lid. Respect for the advice though.

 

[Pat's Van]

about 7 seven lgers in the boozer, but the empty bottle of rum is all my own work ggggnaargh

 

[Frank Drebin]

Did that just as Sharpy slotted the first lid. Respect for the advice though.

Have another go for Gray's header and shout, "Sorry Elton, I guess that's why the call us the Blues" as you climax.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Have another go for Gray's header and shout, "Sorry Elton, I guess that's why the call us the Blues" as you climax.

Good shout lid. If I get caught in the act I can use a Steve Sherwood 'what the [Poor language removed] happened there' type excuse.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Good shout lid. If I get caught in the act I can use a Steve Sherwood 'what the [Poor language removed] happened there' type excuse.

Don't forget to wear your john bailey top hat afterwards to celebrate.

 

[bluejock]

Tequila? On a Monday? This can't possibly end well

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Tequila? On a Monday? This can't possibly end well

Monday eve vomit fest, get on it....

 

[bluejock]

Oh ffs. Whiskies now. Baaaad times ahead.

 

[bluejock]

Holy Bejeesus I'm hammered

 

[spikeman]

Jesus ****ing Christ lad you're mixing tequila and whiskey? Might as well add gin to that mix lad. Get the trifecta of vomitness going on.

 

[Kurt.]

do you own a defibulator jock lad ??? i really hope you do.

 

[chrissyjack]

I've never been drunk. What's it like ?

 

[Roztitute]

I've never been drunk. What's it like ?

Joke or not?

 

[Kurt.]

I've never been drunk. What's it like ?

it's like being a kopite, everything to you is rosy and fantastic and you are untouchable.. but the rest of the world can see your a cnut.

 

[chrissyjack]

Joke or not?

I honestly haven't . Been tipsy, but never reached the "saying- hello- to- lamposts- on -the- way -home " stage