The Everton Board Thread

[Eggs]

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

A couple of them still do.

We will never forget.

Especially when the chief perpetrators who question the credibility of an award winning CEO often have business experience amounting to a Level 2 NVQ in Flipping Burgers

Graeme Sharp does absolutely zilch yet takes 1/10 of the criticism as someone who bagged us a record sponsership deal and running the BMD development on time during a period of economic mayhem.

Most get their opinions from twitter bots and Nev/Carra on MNF

 

[Mademan]

We’ve brought in £100m for selling two players in the past 12 months and both of them are in the flops of the season team. Credit to the board re the sales policy

 

[Dancing Pat]

I’ve done the hard graft for Moshuri and got ChatbotGPT to prepare the job advert:-

Job Advert: Chairman/Chairwoman Position at Everton Football Club

Everton Football Club, one of the most storied and revered football clubs in England, is currently seeking an experienced and highly qualified individual to fill the position of Chairman/Chairwoman. This is a prestigious role that requires exceptional leadership skills, deep knowledge of the football industry, and a genuine passion for the sport.

Responsibilities:
- Provide strategic direction and oversee the overall management of Everton Football Club.
- Foster a culture of excellence, professionalism, and accountability throughout the organization.
- Ensure compliance with regulations and guidelines set by football governing bodies.

Qualifications:
- Extensive experience in a leadership position within the football industry, ideally at a club or governing body level.
- A proven track record of successfully managing football organizations and driving growth.
- Strong business acumen, with the ability to navigate complex financial and commercial aspects of football.
- Excellent communication and interpersonal skills, with the ability to engage effectively with stakeholders, fans, and the media.

Requirements:
- Minimum of 5 years of experience in a senior management role within the football industry.
- A solid network of contacts within the football community, including agents, players, and governing bodies.
- Bachelor's degree or equivalent qualifications in a relevant field (such as business, sports management, or a related discipline) is preferred.

Please Note:
- Candidates with a theatrical background will not be considered for this position.

- Salary and benefits will be commensurate with the candidate's experience and qualifications.

If you are a dynamic and visionary leader with a deep love for football and a desire to contribute to the continued success of Everton Football Club, we encourage you to apply for the position.
Please submit your detailed resume, along with a cover letter highlighting your relevant experience and achievements, to Moshiri.
Everton Football Club is an equal opportunity employer committed to diversity and inclusion in the workplace.

 

[Eggs]

I’ve done the hard graft for Moshuri and got ChatbotGPT to prepare the job advert:-

Job Advert: Chairman/Chairwoman Position at Everton Football Club

Everton Football Club, one of the most storied and revered football clubs in England, is currently seeking an experienced and highly qualified individual to fill the position of Chairman/Chairwoman. This is a prestigious role that requires exceptional leadership skills, deep knowledge of the football industry, and a genuine passion for the sport.

Responsibilities:
- Provide strategic direction and oversee the overall management of Everton Football Club.
- Foster a culture of excellence, professionalism, and accountability throughout the organization.
- Ensure compliance with regulations and guidelines set by football governing bodies.

Qualifications:
- Extensive experience in a leadership position within the football industry, ideally at a club or governing body level.
- A proven track record of successfully managing football organizations and driving growth.
- Strong business acumen, with the ability to navigate complex financial and commercial aspects of football.
- Excellent communication and interpersonal skills, with the ability to engage effectively with stakeholders, fans, and the media.

Requirements:
- Minimum of 5 years of experience in a senior management role within the football industry.
- A solid network of contacts within the football community, including agents, players, and governing bodies.
- Bachelor's degree or equivalent qualifications in a relevant field (such as business, sports management, or a related discipline) is preferred.

Please Note:
- Candidates with a theatrical background will not be considered for this position.

- Salary and benefits will be commensurate with the candidate's experience and qualifications.

If you are a dynamic and visionary leader with a deep love for football and a desire to contribute to the continued success of Everton Football Club, we encourage you to apply for the position.
Please submit your detailed resume, along with a cover letter highlighting your relevant experience and achievements, to Moshiri.
Everton Football Club is an equal opportunity employer committed to diversity and inclusion in the workplace.

…could have saved yourself a lot of time by suggesting the advert says; ‘NOT BILL KENWRIGHT’.

 

[Dancing Pat]

…could have saved yourself a lot of time by suggesting the advert says; ‘NOT BILL KENWRIGHT’.

Don’t want any self centred theatre types tbh

 

[Taifi gorm]

Pretty sure himself and DBB are in the same BDSM group. You know bullwhips, St Andrews cross, head-locking that sort of thing.

 

[MikeH72]

When are these changes happening then?

 

[MikeH72]

Sssssssssssssssssss

 

[matty1878]

When are these changes happening then?

gotta be soon mate surely? we need this sorting before the season IMO

 

[Little Jim]

The silence is even more deafening

 

[ToffeeTim]

SACK THE BOARD

 

[PhilEFC]

Get them gone. Any other industry they’d have been out on their arse.

 

[MikeH72]

Banners outside the ground every day until they’re gone. I’d even advocate graffiti at this point. We can’t afford to get complacent over the summer again.

 

[nsno-chris]

The destruction of the club, supported by some rats and snakes within the fanbase