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Almost as bad as thinking “we can tell the press that the CEO was assaulted and everyone will believe us”.
The standard phrases will be rolled out on Wednesday; tough market, not enough time with new manager. My personal favourite will be the tried and trusted:
The new Manager wishes to assess the squad first.
EVERTON BINGO
Togger Blue
Player Valuation: £5m
Give the Board a bit of slack lads, they'll work tirelessly to appoint a manager once they have imagined the latest risk assessments, threat levels and whose turn it is to get scragged, then for DBB to type up the next instalment of the pre-match Statement saga for the Arsenal match. After advice from 'friends' the use of body doubles (triples in the case of some) is being mulled over.
Billy Dean
Player Valuation: £70m
Paul Gregg laying into BK on the radio today apparently
What was he saying
bluejohn66
Player Valuation: £15m
The truth hopefully?
Billy Dean
Player Valuation: £70m
I didnt hear it myself, saw a tweet about it. Apparently he said Kings Dock was all sewn up, but BK pulled the plug because EFC wouldn't own it outright and would have to lease from the Council
….but surely Moshiri is desperate to stay up. Getting a couple of players in to improve performance is very much in the clubs interest. I know we’re bad but surely the club are working to bring players in.
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £70m
It would be unbelievably stupid if the club were to be holding ANY kind of press conference for him this side of the transfer window given what a monumentally important next 36 hours lie ahead for the club. A short statement on the site is more than sufficient. It's not as if he's being appointed due to our success.
NathDogg
Player Valuation: £50m
Still no sign of any resignations/sackings from the board - a bunch of absolute chancers, including the owner.
If they had an ounce of integrity, honour or had this club in their hearts, they would have been long gone, especially after the headlock lies.
The new manager will get all evertonians full support and backing - these people will never see anything like that again, so why continue to create a toxic, shambolic environment for us, the players and the new management team and drag what was once a great name in world football through the gutter? Shameful.
If they had an ounce of integrity, honour or had this club in their hearts, they would have been long gone, especially after the headlock lies.
The new manager will get all evertonians full support and backing - these people will never see anything like that again, so why continue to create a toxic, shambolic environment for us, the players and the new management team and drag what was once a great name in world football through the gutter? Shameful.
trueblue84
Player Valuation: £50m
To be fair, the media team would handle that side of it anyway and you would hope that thelwell was sorting players regardless of who was coming in. There is no excuse for us being so slow.
Togger Blue
Player Valuation: £5m
^^This ... it's what would be expected of a business with an efficient media strategy. Crack on with the important stuff, just have a well controlled slot for the obligatory pre-match press conference on Thursday (?) when the reality of player recruitment (or not) has been resolved.
peteblue
Welcome back Wayne
It’s in the post….
everton1953
Player Valuation: £40m
Evertonian posties are willing to break the picket lines to ensure delivery.
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