THE GYM THREAD

[Rita_Poon]

That too, I just focussed my story on randy older women.

alright Harry, how the helicoptering?

 

[Baines' left foot]

That too, I just focussed my story on randy older women.

Not a bad subject at all, to be fair.

 

[john jako]

Went swimming today. Absolutely ruined me more than any run or gym workout I’ve ever done. Dead

 

[Rita_Poon]

Went swimming today. Absolutely ruined me more than any run or gym workout I’ve ever done. Dead

What distance did you cover or did you just go for a soak and a bit of floating about?
hang about, pre or post carvery?

 

[john jako]

What distance did you cover or did you just go for a soak and a bit of floating about?
hang about, pre or post carvery?

Was pre carvery.

I’m unsure how far mate. I was floating about with kids for 30 mins then went in the lanes with the pensioners. Thought I was Michael Phelps but was nearly drowning after 2 lengths

 

[chicoazul]

Steroids.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Went to the lab (I call the gym the lab) yesterday, and pretty much smashed its head in (it doesn't have a head but this means I had a really punishing workout). Really loaded up on good protein today (I don't know what that means) and feel on top of the world with loads of energy (I'm absolutely shattered).
Can't wait to get back in the lab tomorrow, get my pump on (what does that even mean), eat lean and keep clean, people.

 

[Yarrgh]

Although the thread start is over the top, cringey and antagonistic you’ve just made a wonderful point here. Anyone reading this ignore my foul marketing and listen to this dude.

You are softening.

Drop and give me 10 then abuse someone taking things on face value.

 

[chicoazul]

You are softening.

Drop and give me 10 then abuse someone taking things on face value.

I’m going full out to see how much I can make me hate myself in this thread. A rare slip from me there.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

View attachment 170030

A dwarf, @Bungle must be getting a twitch in his kecks...

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Also want to invite in all other types of workout slags, I’ve been doing yoga quite a bit lately to help with twinges and strains I’m picking up more in the gym. Yoga only confirms how inflexible I am and how unfit I am.

Have you cried yet during a yoga session? Apparently it’s quite common due to the release of emotions.

I just seem to release my bowels, much to the disgust of Sharon on the Mat behind.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Went swimming today. Absolutely ruined me more than any run or gym workout I’ve ever done. Dead

Swimming is the best, mate. You don't realise how much it does for you until you really get going or, in you case, when you think you're Michael Phelps and try swimming like a pro haha.

 

[john jako]

Swimming is the best, mate. You don't realise how much it does for you until you really get going or, in you case, when you think you're Michael Phelps and try swimming like a pro haha.

I’ve got pains in places I didn’t know I had muscles in mate haha. It’s brilliant. I’ll keep it up but won’t be able to go more than twice a week. Should help and break up standard running cardio anyway

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Respect to people who can actually be arsed to go to gym, tried it numerous times over the years and find it painfully dull. Rather just play an actual sport (badly) and stay healthy that way.

All of this

 

[Baines' left foot]

I’m absolutely loving the gym at the moment. I feel like a man reborn. I’m still weak as heck, though. Putting 35kg on the assisted chin up machine was rather sobering.