THE GYM THREAD

[Rita_Poon]

I’m not fussy.

With all this superfly-high-class-ass prancing about rubbing lotion and tanning oil into each other? Amazed you can see straight...

 

[Rita_Poon]

I read that and thought it was an erotic novel. Thanks x

see

 

[Muggins]

With all this superfly-high-class-ass prancing about rubbing lotion and tanning oil into each other? Amazed you can see straight...

Lube was very popular on here once.

Bleach came in a close second.

Check the archives.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Lube was very popular on here once.

Bleach came in a close second.

Check the archives.

Tried that game, nightmare. Just plod along and make it up instead, seems easier. Why not 'muscle up' with marmite/vegemite? Rub that stuff in, get the bronze you fancy and the protein grams for the ice-sweat inducing daily buttock clenching rock solid constipation crap.

 

[Tigger]

I'm looking swole AF at the minute tbf, was stuck in a rut chasing the numbers and have now upped the reps to feel the burn, all of a sudden my t shirts are hugging all the right places. Pyar ripped

 

[Baines' left foot]

I went to the gym for like 6 weeks, nothing insane but my muscles went massive.

I’ve never had so many women pretending they were not gently squeezing my new sexy arms in normal day to day interactions, it was bizarre.

I promptly switched the gym with KFC visits.

That’ll put these goal diggers in their place. Ha!

Suck on my hot wings!

See, I can tell you're lying, because in all honesty the only people who really notice your hard earned gains are other men.

 

[YoboCopter]

 

[Baines' left foot]

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U mirin brah?

 

[chicoazul]

Push it away from gravity. It’s yours baby, all yours. Make Newton fume, that apple succumbed. Not you though, all them 25 plates belong to you right now. Push push and pause, you don’t make the rules here gravity, I do.

 

[YoboCopter]

U mirin brah?

We all gunna make it bruhh

 

[nsno-chris]

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Jesus, that’s a name I haven’t seen in a while. When did he die, about 10 years ago?

 

[YoboCopter]

Jesus, that’s a name I haven’t seen in a while. When did he die, about 10 years ago?

More i recon, probs about 15 wasnt it in a sauna juiced up to the gills?

 

[nsno-chris]

More i recon, probs about 15 wasnt it in a sauna juiced up to the gills?

Yeah that’s sounds right, like a massive heart attack because he was taking about 3g of tren

 

[Baines' left foot]

More i recon, probs about 15 wasnt it in a sauna juiced up to the gills?

Yeah that’s sounds right, like a massive heart attack because he was taking about 3g of tren

Was 22 when he died. Madness.

 

[Muggins]

See, I can tell you're lying, because in all honesty the only people who really notice your hard earned gains are other men.

That too, I just focussed my story on randy older women.