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The Moyes Mind Virus

Are you suffering from these symptoms?

  • Yes

  • No

  • Bland sliced cheese on barely toasted wholemeal


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people say don't appoint moyes then we appoint benitez instead

people say don't appoint moyes then we appoint lampard instead

people say don't appoint moyes then we appoint dyche instead

maybe

just maybe

give it to moyes, then if he fails you can have your whole righteous "told you so" moment instead of having the last 4 years wasted arguing against hiring him only for us to hire absolute tools instead
 
May I enquire if you have lost sight of your goals and dreams for the once great Everton Football Club?
No, but we're not winning the league next season regardless of who's in charge. The club is on its hands and knees right now - it needs to get back walking before even thinking of running.
 
people say don't appoint moyes then we appoint benitez instead

people say don't appoint moyes then we appoint lampard instead

people say don't appoint moyes then we appoint dyche instead

maybe

just maybe

give it to moyes, then if he fails you can have your whole righteous "told you so" moment instead of having the last 4 years wasted arguing against hiring him only for us to hire absolute tools instead
OR maybe the club can actually line up a list of suitable candidates rather then hurriedly arriving at a binary choice of crap or crapper.
 

Get ready to come to the realization that it's all combo of manager and players and his last spell had a lot of luck in the player dpt.

Head scout, sure...but I'm not sure his ego will let him.

Like I said, I backed him years ago against a tide of doubt & hate but his time away has allowed a lot of time for reflection.

If he's to come, give him a path, just like you would a player. Head scout after 18 months. 18 months will allow him to lay a foundation in the background to slide in to. He's said himself he just enjoys going and watching matches. Throw the ol' dog a bone.
 
The 'Moyes mind virus' is a debilitating affliction that insidiously creeps into the psyche, gradually lowering expectations and eroding the drive towards excellence. It manifests as an overwhelming sense of complacency, where ambition is quietly smothered under the weight of mediocrity. Those affected by this mental malaise find themselves inexplicably content with the status quo, expressing gratitude for average outcomes and diminishing their aspirations for greatness. In its grip, individuals often lose sight of their goals and dreams, settling instead for the comfort of the ordinary. This virus, both insidious and pervasive, poses a significant threat to the pursuit of growth and success for Everton FC
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people say don't appoint moyes then we appoint benitez instead

people say don't appoint moyes then we appoint lampard instead

people say don't appoint moyes then we appoint dyche instead

maybe

just maybe

give it to moyes, then if he fails you can have your whole righteous "told you so" moment instead of having the last 4 years wasted arguing against hiring him only for us to hire absolute tools instead
Well I never wanted any of the ones we hired anyway, personally, so can I just jump to the 'I told you so' part? Thanks x
 

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