The Steven Pienaar appreciation thread

[McBain]

My gripe is that he never seems to be able to run the full 90. 75 minutes and he's Knacked.

 

[BlueToffee95]

My gripe is that he never seems to be able to run the full 90. 75 minutes and he's Knacked.

Tbf, he gets through a lot of work. Same with Osman. In fact, most 'technical' players don't have particularly good engines - e.g. Silva, Ozil (not comparing them in terms of quality but they play in similar positions).

 

[banno]

I would be delighted if the rest of the team had his ball retention and vision. He does lose his way when he is in the box but he is a player whom we would/did miss if he was out. Him and Baines compliment each other so well that they are the best left side pairing in the league. Without Baines he suffers a little but Baines without Pienaar also suffers a little. I love what Pienaar brings to this Everton team and want him playing in every game.

 

[ToffeeMike]

Pienaar

Decided to make an official Pienaar thread.

His goal yesterday was superb, I love him when he's on form, brilliant and unstoppable. He gets underestimated by some fans sometimes. Extremely underrated.

 

[ijjysmith]

Hello mate.

This is the official Pienaar thread. He's boss. As you can read here:

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/24919-The-Steven-Pienaar-appreciation-thread?highlight=Pienaar+appreciation

 

[ToffeeMike]

His goal yesterday was superb, I love him when he's on form, brilliant and unstoppable. He gets underestimated by some fans sometimes. Extremely underrated.

 

[bluejock]

Excellent thread policing.

Apparently there are 163 threads with Pienaar in the title

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/search.php?searchid=599638

He was boss yesterday though. About time, he's been tripe since October.

 

[ToffeeMike]

Hello mate.

This is the official Pienaar thread. He's boss. As you can read here:

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/24919-The-Steven-Pienaar-appreciation-thread?highlight=Pienaar+appreciation

Cheers mate, didn't know that was an official one.

 

[ijjysmith]

No messing here from the Thread Police.

I was all over it.

Especially as I want everyone to read the 3 pages where we say how boss he is.

 

[bluejock]

Cheers mate, didn't know that was an official one.

I don't think there are any official player threads mate, just a ramshackle collection of threads started randomly under varying levels of intoxication.

Even Danny does it.

 

[bluejock]

No messing here from the Thread Police.

I was all over it.

Especially as I want everyone to read the 3 pages where we say how boss he is.

Hahaha I'd forgotten that.

*delves into boss section

 

[ijjysmith]

Boss.

He's almost as Boss as the Big Boss Man

He's more boss than Hugo Boss

He's bosser than Tony Danza in 80's American sitcom, Who's the Boss?

Da Baws.

Bosser than a Bruce Springsteen concert in Boss, Missouri.

The boss!

He's Bosser than Bosco Boston and his Bossanova Bosstet

He's More Than A Feeling by Bosston

BOSS.

If Pienaar was a band he'd be the Mighty Mighty Bosstones

He's bosser than Marcellus Boss, the 5th civilian leader of Guam.

El Jefe!

If he had a slight speech impediment and hosted a Weekend Chat Show on ITV, he'd be called Jonathan Boss

Steven Pienaar doesn't toss a coin. He bosses it.

He's so boss, he can speak fluent Japanese.

In French.

He's more boss than a fatman in a white suit from hazard county.

If he was European he'd be from Bossnia

If he worked on a ship, he'd be the bossun's mate.

If Pienaar played guitar, he'd use these pedals.

His iPod always repeats "the boss" by James Brown.

Hit some women!

Drive home drunk!

Move to Tottenham!

Chip Almunia!

Link up with Bainsey!

Cut his braids off!

He deals boss gloves, overalls, rainwear, safety boots.. like a working man's Infinities.

Like a Baws.

Sh*te.

Chico FFS.

 

[bluejock]

Heitinga could look outstanding next to Jagielka, that's a centre back pairing that's got it all.

The vaults have not been kind to Azul.

 

[bluejock]

Hit some women!

Drive home drunk!

Move to Tottenham!

Chip Almunia!

Link up with Bainsey!

Cut his braids off!

This right here is post of the thread.

Why is Zummerzkin banned?

 

[Stend]

Too many plastic mods on this forum....
I tell you