This is exactly what is going to happen:
Everton will sign James McCarthy for an undisclosed fee on transfer deadline day, around 1pm.
Jim White will cream himself, knowing we've sold Fellaini.
GOT will be in meltdown, until it's confirmed that Fellaini has gone for, I dunno, £26m or something.
Late drama as a random bid for Nedum Onuoha or someone equally gash fails to happen at 2am.
Everyone on here will then fume at the undisclosed fee and how garbage McCarthy is.
Kenwright will be crying and shaking the day after on Sky Sports.
Some people will wake up in the morning and say we should give him a chance.
After exactly four days, most people will say we've signed a decent player who'll offer more to us than Fellaini.
Fellaini will suddenly be pretty overrated, some will make him public enemy number one who forced the move etc.
Nailed.