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The summer 2013 Everton transfer rumourZ thread

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I actually want Uruguay to get back into this and deny Brazil. Just to prevent the media fap-fest about the possible Brazil-Spain final.

As I type, the hope has vanished!

Thank you so ####ing much for posting this on the transfer thread I definitely didn't want to watch this on my DVR after work today

These posts had me in stitches, what a strange place to talk about that game too.
 

Kenwright on Martinez earlier tonight "his absolute passion is youth"

Cue Martinez signing two 30 year olds from his relegated old club to add to an already aging squad.

Triffic.
 
People are fuming yet no one seems to have a clue who these two players are, probably better off holding some of the fume back until its confirmed.
 
People are fuming yet no one seems to have a clue who these two players are, probably better off holding some of the fume back until its confirmed.

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Kone isn't the worst player in the world (that's just judging on last season ffs), but you just can't help but feel let down if he is the only striker. Moyes talked about bringing the squad age down, we cant afford to put 5 million on a 29 year old. My ideal summer would be;

Out

Felli -23 million (This is not me forcing him out ffs, i have just resigned myself to losing him so it hurts less when it happens and it will give us the chance to buy some boss players.)
Heitinga - 3-4 million
Total - 27 million max.

In

Honda (We have lacked creativity since Arteta (on form) was sold, would really add that creativity in midfield.) - 5 million
Bony (We need a quality striker, Jelavic will come good under new manager but cannot risk it) - 12 million
Fer (Felli replacement, this is debatable but Felli is a defensive mid ffs) - 6-7 million
Manga (Distin's successor) - 5 million
Alcaraz (Purely to add depth to squad) - Free.

Total - 29 million max

This is the ideal transfer window. Sadly there is not a single chance this will happen, but were Evertonions, were all dreamers.
 
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People are fuming yet no one seems to have a clue who these two players are, probably better off holding some of the fume back until its confirmed.

if your sensible enough to feel that way it's probably best to avoid the people who don't act like this though. how people on here can get so irate about a newspaper snippet and taking it as gospel i will never know.

wait until we actually sign the player before fuming ffs, same as fapping about a good one
 
I don't think one of the 'enquires' will be Alcaraz because usually an enquiry in footballing terms is discussions or negotiations with another club. We don't need to pay Wigan anything for Alcaraz because his contract is running out on the 30th and there will be no compensation involved. We'll see.
 
Thank you so ####ing much for posting this on the transfer thread I definitely didn't want to watch this on my DVR after work today

Just report them mate its the only thing you can do I know it's pissed you off and probably ruined your plans to chill out when you get home but just have to hope the mods take care of the little WUM.
 

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