THE SUMMER OF 12: EVERTON PLAYER TRANSFER RUMOUR THREAD. IN AND OUT.

[blue61]

But I'm already well into the process of cutting my eyes and my balls.

Will you be putting your eyes where your balls were? If so, remember to close them when potholing, it's dark in there, you will have to feel your way with your new tenticles.

 

[Pblueman]

Lokk panic pigs, every transfer window our best players get linked away. until it happens stop stressing. FFS this place is getting depressing ------- POSITIVITY

 

[Roztitute]

My wrists have been furiously slashed whislt reading the last 5 pages

 

[EFCNIK]

Will you be putting your eyes where your balls were? If so, remember to close them when potholing, it's dark in there, you will have to feel your way with your new tenticles.

Not sure mate, I'm defo putting my balls where my eyes were but not sure about my eyes where my balls were.


Oh Kenwrong, look what you've done.

 

[Del]

The main reason I think he will leave is his age

Think hes 28 this year so we only have maybe this window and the next to get a good fee for him

And lets face it we know the club need money and there is only a few players in the squad who will command a fee of over 10m

 

[Roztitute]

The main reason I think he will leave is his age

Think hes 28 this year so we only have maybe this window and the next to get a good fee for him

And lets face it we know the club need money and there is only a few players in the squad who will command a fee of over 10m

*climbs ladder onto the roof of house

I'LL JUMP, I'LL DO IT

 

[EFCNIK]

The main reason I think he will leave is his age

Think hes 28 this year so we only have maybe this window and the next to get a good fee for him

And lets face it we know the club need money and there is only a few players in the squad who will command a fee of over 10m

Are you trying to hurt us?

Have we done something to you for you to resent us so badly?

*cuts self

 

[Del]

Are you trying to hurt us?

Have we done something to you for you to resent us so badly?

*cuts self

I love you guys ffs

But Baines is gone

 

[Roztitute]

I love you guys ffs

But Baines is gone

*jumps to death (as I fall see's Baines walk past holding Rio Ferdinand's hand)

 

[ijjysmith]

“@philmcnulty: Everton have had no contact at all as yet from Man Utd about Leighton Baines - not to say they won't but that is the current position.â€￾

 

[Roztitute]

“@philmcnulty: Everton have had no contact at all as yet from Man Utd about Leighton Baines - not to say they won't but that is the current position.â€￾

*regrets slashing my wrists to pieces

 

[icburns]

*regrets slashing my wrists to pieces

#YODO

 

[paulbefc]

As usual, I will leave the wrist-slashing and testicle transplanting for when there has actually been a bid made i.e. we are selling. If we get less than £15m there really is no point bothering any more though. If we played hardball with these c*nts surely we could get them up to £20m?

FFS KENWRONG FFS.

 

[ijjysmith]

Baines has 3 years left in his contract.

I'd want a hell of a lot more then £12m.

 

[Roztitute]

Baines has 3 years left in his contract.

I'd want a hell of a lot more then £12m.

Gotta be minimum 20m, otherwise it's not worth selling him because he is so valuable to us.