The Upper Gwladys

[dave abrahams]

Wools don't like to sing as it gives away their shame.

Ets uhr gran ol term ter play fur..."

Talking about how Wools talk, I was in St. Helens a few years ago and I was sitting in a pub when this local came in and whispered to me "do wanna buy some turps" I said what sort of turps are they, video or audio turps" he said " no turps,
you know when you are doing some painting, turps for cleaning your brushes" I didn't buy any!!!!!!!!

 

[chicoazul]

Talking about how Wools talk, I was in St. Helens a few years ago and I was sitting in a pub when this local came in and whispered to me "do wanna buy some turps" I said what sort of turps are they, video or audio turps" he said " no turps,
you know when you are doing some painting, turps for cleaning your brushes" I didn't buy any!!!!!!!!

Hahaha. I'm typing this from St Helens now. Visiting, not dwelling.

 

[wainy]

Hahahaha. My Dad's from Huyton and lived in Whiston for a bit. I'm basing this on real life events.

This is 100% true mate haha

 

[Mrtallywacker]

You're never a wool Mr TW. You're a forum hero.

Phew! Our Lord loves us all obviously, but wools will be looked on less favourably than true scousers when reaching the pearly gates.
God bless.

 

[dholliday]

Phew! Our Lord loves us all obviously, but wools will be looked on less favourably than true scousers when reaching the pearly gates.
God bless.

oh wow...God is scouse

 

[wainy]

Whiston clearly falls in the boundaries set by the WoolMap.

HOUGH GREEN?!

 

[chicoazul]

Whiston clearly falls in the boundaries set by the WoolMap.

Nice.

 

[l4toffee]

Can't believe I just read 8 pages of you all trying to argue if Whiston is ok or not.

I know we all know it's NOT ok

 

[AndyC]

I'm in the main stand soon!

Make sure you keep a civil tongue in your gob and curb your language old chap

 

[Mrtallywacker]

oh wow...God is scouse

Nehemiah 9:2
And the wools separated themselves from all scousers and stood and confessed their sins and the iniquities of their fathers.

 

[dholliday]

Nehemiah 9:2
And the wools separated themselves from all scousers and stood and confessed their sins and the iniquities of their fathers.

The cleverness of your contributions is that the Bible quotes are bonafide proper real....and relevant.


I always used to think that ancient conflict between the Scousers and the Wools didn't relate to me, until I realised I was in fact a Wool, as are 90% of the forum. Once Scouseland is given independence we will pray for forgiveness and ask to make many offspring within Scouse borders, for the bounty is scouse and we are the bounty.

 

[Woolly Blue]

The cleverness of your contributions is that the Bible quotes are bonafide proper real....and relevant.


I always used to think that ancient conflict between the Scousers and the Wools didn't relate to me, until I realised I was in fact a Wool, as are 90% of the forum. Once Scouseland is given independence we will pray for forgiveness and ask to make many offspring within Scouse borders, for the bounty is scouse and we are the bounty.

Bollocks to that, when they gain independence cut 'em off from Lancashire and push 'em off into the Irish Sea and let them paddle.

Whiston can stay, it sounds like a decent place.

 

[silent bob]

Bollocks to that, when they gain independence cut 'em off from Lancashire and push 'em off into the Irish Sea and let them paddle.

Whiston can stay, it sounds like a decent place.

I'm sorry but you're wrong. Whiston is a hole.

 

[dholliday]

Whiston can stay, it sounds like a decent place.

sounds a bit of a mouthful...how do you even say the "h" ??

 

[Woolly Blue]

I'm sorry but you're wrong. Whiston is a hole.

Fair enough, Whiston is yours.