chazzle_dazzle
Player Valuation: £35m
how DARE he try to boost a player's confidence and make him feel wanted even when he's benched!
this is what GOT-on-aggregate transfer policy would be like:
other team: "how do you rate Howard?"
us: "Howard is eye-AIDS, he's worse than Hitler, the reprobate, he's the reason there are hungry children in Africa, he killed Christ! it's his fault I didn't grow up to be an astronaut, and Scarlett Johansson blocked me on twitter! troglodyte! oh... you wants to buy him? 200% market value then. wait... come back...."
Hahaha i wouldn't go that far but "Tim hasn't been in a good moment of form and despite his experience has been playing not to the level he expects" would probably make most people happy - as its true.
Instead of "tim is a in a great moment of form and his experience is vital to us" - howard comes back in concedes 3 and shows his arse to the Street end.