Not sure I could harbour such heavy, yet honourable intentions my friend.
I'm still trying to decipher the sublte meow of my feline companion who's currently hovering around her crap box.
I will, however, endevour help you to decipher the archaic language of the Jo-Seph if it will relieve you of your burden.
He’s getting a new iPad for Christmas too mate, it’s a heavy burden to bear.