Match Thread Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Everton (Sat 24 Aug, 3:00 PM)

[Toffe3m4n]

Feel like Ndiaye would've gotten a bit more joy out of them here on the counter

 

[Blue83]

The only positive about this game is Muric is still crap and will single-handedly make Ipswich worse than us

We still need to find 2 other teams worse than us as well though

 

[Mozza1987]

Great ball control Doucoure

 

[Bungle]

Hey guys, just thinking out loud here, but aren't Everton and everything to do with them amusingly awful and fully deserved.

 

[HTCHERO]

Haha Keane with our ball of the game

 

[ForeverEverton]

The ‘comfortably mid table’ shouts for this squad and manager are way off.

About time everyone woke up to this fact, I have been saying.

 

[TimHowardsBeardJuice]

Nice ball from Keane, can we do something with it plz

 

[Big Sams Undies]

What do we do in training? Spurs build up play looks well rehearsed. Do we just do set-piece drills like a Sunday league team?

The absolute sum of all our training was on display in the first 20 against Brighton last week.

Drill it long, bypassing the middle of the park completely, wide to Harrison for him to then canter to the edge of the box and either put in a shocking cross (that our joke of a number 9 isn’t anticipating anyway) or give it away.

Repeat for 90 minutes and pray for a dead ball to come from one of the “attacks”.

 

[JohnRoss23]

Bournemouth at home next week mate.

You’re right. That makes me feel a little better

 

[Bakayoko Stracqualursi]

Calvert-Lewin looked like he didn't want to head that whipped cross there.

 

[JLW]

How long is it taking our fans to see right through Dyche as a manager!!

He is kin grim! Clueless

Tell me there are no posters on here who couldnt come up with better tactics than what this tramp is feeding us.

 

[Vintage]

Feel sorry for the fans that travelled to see this crap

 

[Furey1878]

Good ball from Keane there

 

[PrekisCrossBarlow!]

Should have sacked him at the end of last season but what do I know.

Yes I'm sure you were saying that after we battered Liverpool and won the last 5 home games. NT

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Commentators just said “no more mistakes until half time, that’s what Dyche will be wanting”. How about attack?!?

They are right aren’t they. Exactly what Dyche wants