Match Thread Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Everton (Sat 24 Aug, 3:00 PM)

[DualityNSNO]

Prem experience don’t mean much when it’s with Everton lol

Also when he can’t control a ball

 

[JohnRoss23]

Haha Keane with our ball of the game

Just goes to show how awful we are

 

[matty1878]

Sadly you are correct.

Least we can do is laugh at our own crapness really

crapness

 

[ForeverEverton]

Not a good feeling around the team this season. Feels different to last season even though we started crap then to.

Last season we were on top against teams and crested alot of guilt edged chances, 1 shot on target so far this season!

 

[Bakayoko Stracqualursi]

Imagine having Ndiaye to dribble into the box instead of Doucoure tripping over his own feet.

 

[GambianToffee]

That was exceptional from Michael Keane, in fairness

 

[carolinablue232]

One shot on target in nearly three full halves of football. It’s working Dyche. Keep doing the same thing please.

 

[Mr Happy]

Just read the quote "Spurs have probably had harder training sessions this week"

 

[Tel001]

What’s the tactic Dyche???????

That’s the issue .. the tactic is “ stop them from scoring”

GOAL!

“What now boss?”

“Don’t ask me .. I dunno “
“ try to stop them scoring again???”

 

[matty1878]

Least Dixon isn't getting shown up. Best I have got really, feel pretty miserable rn

hugs mate one day one day…

 

[JohnRoss23]

It’s frustrating that we don’t even show glimpses of good football, it’s just straight awful like

 

[StHelensBlue]

We have a young promising CB on the bench. Yet, he keeps on picking Keane.

 

[Davideeyore]

When we attack it's like they're all very unsure. This is sum total of 18 months under Dyche. Because these are the same players too.

Surely there should be some improvement? Just basic stuff working together for 18 months or longer

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

The ‘comfortably mid table’ shouts for this squad and manager are way off.

Massively. “Stronger than last year.” too.

It all hugely understates how well we actually did in bursts last year to pick up points. Our average performance was horrible. Slight drop off in our defensive stats and we are in big bother.

 

[Fralahna]

The absolute sum of all our training was on display in the first 20 against Brighton last week.

Drill it long, bypassing the middle of the park completely, wide to Harrison for him to then canter to the edge of the box and either put in a shocking cross (that our joke of a number 9 isn’t anticipating anyway) or give it away.

Repeat for 90 minutes and pray for a dead ball to come from one of the “attacks”.

Thankfully I didn't watch last week but sounds a lot like it's gonna be a repeat of last season