Match Thread Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Everton (Sat 24 Aug, 3:00 PM)

[DualityNSNO]

Our players must be bamboozled when they see a team string more than four passes together.

"You can do that?"

Yeah but that one time it happened for us with the 25 pass move though, remember how boss it was?

Of course you do, as it happened once in 60 games under Dyche and is a clear outlier, but he wants us to play like that this season, it’s obvious

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Keep lulling them Everton, the sooner they think we're really crap the sooner we can strike!

 

[Portoman]

Must be someone we can play instead of Gueye. He can't be starting games

 

[Bedfordblue]

Christ almighty even a hoofed clearance ends up as corner

 

[Victus]

hugs mate one day one day…

It's my normal Everton getting beat feeling, i get used to it after like 15 games.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

This first half, much like the Brighton game, highlighting the massive discrepancy in the attacking prowess between the two sides..

 

[HappyJack]

A Dyche defensive masterclass! Err, no. So why is he here???

 

[Milkman]

Thankfully I didn't watch last week but sounds a lot like it's gonna be a repeat of last season

If you're lucky

 

[Bungle]

Sadly you are correct.

Least we can do is laugh at our own crapness really

If you think about it Everton are quite considerate, they give us back about 65 of the 90 minutes we might have otherwise wasted watching them today, that's a whole episode of Ozark I can watch

 

[nsno-chris]

It’s almost like Ange has tactics, watched us and thought McNeil is playing in field now, that leaves Mykolenko exposed let’s target him

 

[DanEFC92]

I'm tired of having a team void of talent, flair or pace. Meat and potato footballers who just hoof it to the big man.
And that's all you'll ever get from Dyche.

 

[Frenk]

our players run like they have the trots.

 

[riddick]

It's great when your main striker pretty much has a free header and just skies it.

 

[welshtoffee]

Ndiaye, Lindstrøm and Obrien all on the bench when Daucoure, Keane and Mcneill are playing ...Dyche at times is a stubborn clueless oaf

 

[lungo]

The absolute sum of all our training was on display in the first 20 against Brighton last week.

Drill it long, bypassing the middle of the park completely, wide to Harrison for him to then canter to the edge of the box and either put in a shocking cross (that our joke of a number 9 isn’t anticipating anyway) or give it away.

Repeat for 90 minutes and pray for a dead ball to come from one of the “attacks”.

shoking no9 ?Bambi a s great. Got 4 goals last season!